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The EU should be a semi-autonomous province of China

I can't believe ~~Assad~~ ~~Saddam~~ the Sudanese Government would do this

One time I dumped a bucket of ice in there and then went outside to see the billow of steam out of the exhaust

This is how the new Papa(l) John was elected

Oh no the widdle politician wanted power really really bad and didnt get it, does baby want a binky? 🍼 Does baby want uppies? Maybe a nice well paid lobbyist position?

I mean, it's right there:

We're gonna get democrat-branded horse paste within the year

It is the choices of individuals that will make the new American Golden Age possible: the choice of individuals to master the sclerosis of the state, and the choice of individuals to craft new technologies and give themselves to scientific discoveries that will bend time and space, make more with less, and drive us further into the endless frontier

Has the exact same cadence as:

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony God's blessing, but because, I am enlightened by my own intelligence"

But tbf it's probably straight out of chatgpt

Obviously he was into feet

Like in Contact where aliens send back the earliest broadcast they've received (a speech by Hitler), except this time, Fleepflorp-394s36x is insanely brainrotted and has a folder named "Rare Hitler-jaks" on his tricorder.

Classic negotiation tactic of starting out strong (we will annex Greenland) and then negotiating down to your intended goal (can I please have a case of eggs)

Masterful gambit

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Watch out for that high priest! He has levitation powers and is immune to cancer, but picking up his organs gives you a +50 HP buff for the round.

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