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China has unveiled a long-term planetary exploration roadmap for planetary habitability and the search for extraterrestrial life. Released by the Deep Space Exploration Laboratory (DSEL), the roadmap outlines a series of upcoming and proposed missions targeting key destinations across the solar system.

China’s planetary habitability roadmap looks like this:

  • Tianwen-3 Mars sample return (2028)
  • Tianwen-4 Jupiter and Callisto orbiter (2029)
  • Habitable Environments Simulator (2030)
  • Venus atmospheric sampler return (2033)
  • Mars Science Station (2038)
  • Neptune orbiter mission (2039)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (5 children)

What you don't want burgers meeting aliens who'd be like "hey check out these dope Hitler memes I have on my phone!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Why would the aliens be sharing Hitler memes?

spoilerI know what you meant but your sentence was ambiguously worded and the mental image was funny to me peltier-laugh

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Like in Contact where aliens send back the earliest broadcast they've received (a speech by Hitler), except this time, Fleepflorp-394s36x is insanely brainrotted and has a folder named "Rare Hitler-jaks" on his tricorder. posadist-nuke

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