LocalOaf

joined 11 months ago
[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 4 points 3 hours ago

(Bob Dylan voice)

We've gotta take it back

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Nothing makes a guy go from hero-sparkle "dang he's kinda hot" to kombucha-disgust "please stay away from me" like seeing him get pissed off and demonstrate how he has no healthy coping mechanisms or emotional regulation other than throwing a tantrum

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 23 points 16 hours ago

CEO of TormentNexus Inc going through basic and having their M7 immediately blow up in their face like Elmer Fudd's gun when Bugs Bunny sticks his finger in the end of the barrel

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I ain't afraid of no sleep

I ain't afraid of no bed

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 5 points 17 hours ago
[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 21 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

sorry, I just don't get why "Hilldawg defender continues to suck" is worth noting

Is there a large audience of normies getting their opinions and ideology from her that I'm unaware of? I thought she barely ever does any of her videos that got her an audience in the first place anymore

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 51 points 21 hours ago (11 children)

Quit giving her corny lib theater kid dork ass attention

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 12 points 22 hours ago
[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 7 points 22 hours ago

we need to make Chuck Grassley our ambassador to Iran and have him go to Dairy Queen with the Ayatollah

only then will we have peace

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

very-smart

this checks out

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 59 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Israel being leveled because they attack a NATO member and Article V gets invoked against them would be so funny

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

indirect genital piercing reference shitpost jokeCanadian drag queen named Princess Alberta

 

lathe-of-heaven

Big wet boy signs an EO to deport Arnold Schwartzenegger back to Austria

"he's a big guy, frankly one of the biggest of all time, but I said many times 'hey he's basically just what if Mitt Romney was juiced?' Not good folks! But he did Apprentice, and it was a total mess, very very disrespectful. So he's going back to where the hell he's from, Australia?? Buh-bye 'Arnie,' you're very nasty! Get him outta here!"

a-little-trolling

 

🇰🇵 juche-WPK chairman-meow

They're mischievous lil' shits sometimes but oh my God I love them so much catgirl-cry catgirl-heart

 

It's so sick to me that one of my favorite rappers is also into trve kvlt black metal and had a whole side project for it

 

May you all get presents with nice boxes to jump in and a nice treaty-treat todaychairman-meow

 

lathe-of-heaven

Sleepy Joe gets a bunch of V-22s painted like reindeer and Marine One painted like a sled for some bullshit "Christmas with The Troops" event

an Osprey crashes into the White House

biden-fall fire 🚁corona-whitehouse fire

Chuds immediately claim it's Chinese/Iranian sabotage and want to go to war despite no evidence

Trump posts an AI slop pick of John McCain piloting the crashing Osprey with Biden as his copilot asleep in the cockpit with no caption

 

Acknowledge, accept, offend! Wa-ha-ha!

waluigi-stalin

 

Realized I was fluctuating in how I feel about this personally for my sense of self and was wondering how other enby ppl feel about it?

Sometimes I feel totally baffled by other people's gender and gendered social norms and cues and feel pretty strongly agender, other times I feel a pretty strong sense of my gender as being a positive kind of "thing in itself" that isn't a woman and definitely not a man, but there aren't really universally understood cues and roles for what that is interacting with cis ppl

I feel like I might be better off if I were in a culture that had an understood tradition of a third gender role but I struggle to articulate what that is

It's somewhere between futch femme and lightly masc queer "boi"? Idk

It didn't feel right IDing as a binary trans woman, but it was much better than cis guy, and enby feels right as a label but I sometimes feel like I'm not "trans enough?" Idk

I like femmy stuff sometimes but most of my clothing and style are fairly unisex

It feels kinda like when I came out as bi/pan and kinda felt from interacting with gay spaces and straight spaces that I was too queer for the straights and not gay enough for the gays

I don't wanna sound like I'm trying to be all "oh boohoo I'm so misunderstood and special" or whatever because I know it all sounds really adolescent and conceited and I'm too old for that lol but idk if other enbys have some thoughts on feelings agender vs a third gender. I guess this is where terms like "demigender" "demigurl/boi" come in? Idk

biden-point flag-non-binary-pride

C'mon man, there's at least three jack

Thanks in advance lovely ppl

hexbear-non-binary trans-heart hexbear-pan

 

Dusty screams, through doors and imaginary floors

"Why can't you miss me?"

Pistol pete removes the final breaths from her unkind and she is shaken

What does this mean

in love or in peace?

With you lying next to me

So faithless serene

And she calls to him

Let the waste cross the ancient trails

to you

Far out

beneath the sorrow clouds

Let them taste the bitter lost mistake of you

Let them cry out through your rusted scars

Alone he roams inside the ordinary catacombs of her waiting

With raven hands she steals and staggers towards her man

Still scorned by his demon

Because he's undone

Become the language of

Disaster and love, vengeance and dust

And she calls to him

Let the waste cross the ancient trails

to you

Far out

beneath the sorrow clouds

Let them taste the bitter lost mistake of you

Let them cry out through your rusted scars

Dusty screams, through doors and imaginary scenes

Of hurt and teardrop

As he holds her down, in the cold lonely winds

Together again, her inside him

And she calls to him

Let the waste cross the ancient trails

to you

Far out beneath the sorrow clouds

Let them taste the bitter lost mistake

of you

Let them cry out through your rusted scars

 

Developing a couple drafts for a creative project that's been simmering in the back of my mind for years and it's very much a pretty standard genre fare in military sci-fi with characters that are in a specops fireteam doing wetwork operator shit fightin' evil aliens that want to wipe out humanity

posad astronaut-1

The more I flesh out the plot and characters in my head, the more I feel like I'm relying on trope-y plots and character types, and was wondering if anyone has advice on how to write characters that fulfill the role of a stock character type in that kind of story that still have some depth and personality that isn't just "the no nonsense leader," "wiseass with a heart of gold" "gentle giant" "stoic man of few words with a tragic past" "bad bitch that's got something to prove" "antsy pessimist that's worried the Intel's off and the op's gonna go sideways" etc

I'm working on names and personalities and character designs and they're starting to feel like they're starting to come together and I have a sense of their interpersonal dynamics, but I keep feeling like it's starting to get too derivative or predictable and feel like the beats for bringing out some characterization naturally with incidental dialogue as the plot unfolds or little character details or moments seem too shoehorned and was wondering if any writers have some tips for how to add some of that color to a script that feels natural to the genre and momentum of a story without being like "and NOW I'll add some depth to character x before we move on"

Thanks in advance

 

Yim yum horchata meow-fiesta

Mix four scoops in a shaker cup with soy-cutie and baby, you got a stew goin' lady-doge

also it's vegan-vegan

Really happy with this, big recommend

Would drink as a regular beverage or meal replacement shake even if I wasn't looking for high protein supplementation for gainz

For your health! professor-helper-wave

 

Fwiw, am a really thrifty/frugal broke near hermit

Depression's improved to the point I'm not concerned with it being a risk to myself and am currently nogunz except for varmint air guns

Considering dropping like two grand on a nice rifle ak47 and equipment and training with it alongside my gym routinelady-doge

Debating getting either a KUSA KR-101X or a Keltec RFB and an optic and chest rig/plates and pouches, spare mags, etc for either

The KR-101X is a 5.56 AKM/74 clone that takes AR mags and looks pretty good from what I've seen, the RFB is a .308 bullpup DMR (I'm kinda a tankie and a big Halo dork, so both have their appeals)

Live in a state with a 10 round mag restriction, so that's leaning me towards the RFB.

Thoughts?

Dunno if there's a loophole for larger mags or a SBR "pistol" janet-wink that might be a better option

Am I being a dumbass?

Should I get a pistol or a .22LR plinker first? Should I not drop a used car price on a rifle I might never have to actually use aside from playing at the range and running drills as a hobby?

@Tervell@hexbear.net pls lend me your wisdom and recs

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