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im-vegan except for harbor seal fed to me by an orca

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

wiffle ball style perforations

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

when a 26 year old woman walks in the room:

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 weeks ago

Flee to Tel Aviv where it is safe

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

in 2028 the dems need to run a serious imperial administrator type who can run this war better than the buffoonish, draft dodging incumbent republican president. can anyone think of a democratic candidate who has, say, 3 Purple Hearts to prove their patriotism and military experience?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

iranian sleepercel on my honkshoo-maxxing arc

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

iran is relatable, 2 weeks of work away from accomplishing something but they’ve been putting it off for 20+ years

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Lathe time: US will attack Iran tomorrow. Juneteenth will be turned into another troop holiday to commemorate the war

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

like genesis 1, the days are a literary device, and should not be taken at face value

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

damn that’s like 5 lackluster parades a day

 

Adams was seen boarding a Turkish Airlines flight earlier today. When asked for comment, he replied, “Istanbul is the New York City of Türkiye.”

 
 
 
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