I was at the grocery store and overheard an older couple, probably 60s. The woman says, "See anything you like? Put it in the cart". The husband goes, "Ok" and mimed like he was grabbing her ass.
I'm pretty sure it was a bit they were doing for my benefit because when I laughed the husband really got a kick out of it.
Saw this police narrative in a Maine State court opinion:
The violation was thrown out because the law is vague as to what "right side of the road" means; Meaning, is it to the right of the lane, or right of the road?
spoiler
At 7:45 a.m. on July 7, 2023, an officer of the Cumberland Police Department was traveling east on Tuttle Road in an unmarked cruiser. He observed two individuals riding bicycles side-by-side ahead of him, also traveling east. Ray was riding to the left of the other cyclist and slightly to the left of the white fog line. Upon catching up to the cyclists, the officer slowed down and traveled behind them at approximately seventeen miles per hour for a short period of time. The officer then pulled his vehicle up beside the cyclists and said, “Single file, guys, single file.” Ray then yelled, “You can go f**k yourself.” The officer applied his brakes and activated the blue lights on his cruiser, and both cyclists pulled over to the side. The officer issued Ray a violation summons and complaint for failure to keep to the right of the road.