Krem

jazz jizz

implies

rap rip

everything looks sweat-stained, stale and stinky

hey patrick h willems, make a 50minute video about sleazy LA police stations in 90's action movies please (maybe he already made one) and make it snappy, i don't want to watch 20 minutes of lore about employees that i don't get because i didn't watch any other videos in order

"It's so badass when based men with medals do based things. I hate blue haired liberals and tolerance. In my utopia there's a serious guy with a mustache and a uniform yelling at you, and his picture is on every wall. you are not allowed to be gay or work in a starbucks, everyone has to work in a factory that makes iron chairs, or be a housewife."

Admiral Bone-To-Pick

one sink is for washing underwear, the other is for washing the baby

just kidding rich whites don't even know how to use a washing machine, and don't want to break a sweat unless it's power yoga or playing squash (a weird tennis spinoff game for managers and finance bros)

definitely copiloting. no way we're doing it therapy style

and sometimes use the word that's also used for lime leaves

there are 20 body shapes: Big feet, big hands, wide shoulders with narrow hips, narrow shoulders with wide hips, short and thin, tall and thin, pointy nose, flat nose, thick thighs, two buttcheeks, beard, curly hair, bald, pink nipples, brown nipples, jiggly belly, hard biceps, webbed toes, long fingernails, cute gap between front teeth.

these are the 20 body types that exist. i'm a doctor, i wrote this in a jedical murnal

• cylindrical with mushroom head, veined
• prehensile with grasping tip
• funnel shaped with small handle
• made entirely of tufted pube (aka dreadcock)
• punk penis, buzzcock
• post punk penis, detachable
• master key
• a long, thin breast with two smaller round breasts hanging under it
• two-pronged
• usb3 compatible
• ouroboric
• tentacle
• steel nib
• Minas Tirith
• saxophone shaped
• banana shaped and the foreskin works like a banana peel
• The Cumblaster IV
• firehose, rolled up when not in use
• boiiclitty
• cylindrical with mushroom head, veined, slightly bigger than average

I allready talked to Grok

why

same with designing very specific things in blender or adobe illustrator!