and there's a stupid wheel in the front that's completely useless unless you're parallel parking or soemthing
Krem
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but why did the creator put a fake "worn" texture on the cover? look at the big cross fold in the middle. there's no way you can fold the front cover of a book like a map unless you tear it out first. and looking at the am*zon link, the back cover has the exact same fake wear texture. immersion broken
taking your own personal coal-powered train engine to park it in the giant rail depot outside your job at the amazon warehouse
the bike is for doing a few laps in the "urban exercise park" in a decomissioned war crimes factory area after work before driving your train back home to the burbs
"against nature" and "just wrong" is not vibes based, got it
the hedgehog and the tiger should be broadcast on every frequency every time some western media propaganda outlet whines about dprk performing a missile test
it is wrong to perform sexual acts on an animal. Because it is wrong to have sex outside of your zone of sexual interest.
is that why it's wrong? is it really?
sorry but "euros can't handle deadly spiders" is the new "mayos can't handle spicy food" i don't make the rules
these hot bodded mastodons got ripped eating pizza and ice cream. you better, too. big dairy insists you drink cow secretions daily
a continent made so boring by millennia of human "culture" that any wildlife only exists in small pockets like mountains and on the far edges like scandinavia. and the wildlife that does exist is stuff like "fox" "wild duck" "regular size deer" "snake but not venomous just a little snake" all the way up to the end boss "normal brown bear"
euros when they venture outside of schengen and hear of an animal that is not a fuzzy little fuzzball: 👎 
world 1-1 ass continent
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Jacket: Apartheid State Flag Cape
This is just literally a big flag tucked into the neck of your shirt.
- +1 Esprit de Corps: I'm a Superhero!
- +1 Composure: It's photo ops time
- -2 Conceptualization: What the fuck are you doing
Hi, I'm goon actor Michael Douglas, reprising my role as Gordon Gecko, except now it's Goondon't Geccum, in the movie Wall-to-wall monitors playing very hardcore pornography as I crank my sore meat Street