hey looks like i joined the same day as you, cool
Krem
these men are PAWGs
every time i use my partner's iphone i end up giving up trying to "go back" or "exit this app" or "home screen". it's some little thing in the left top? impossible to remember. and there's a little orb that you can move around and press to bring up some menu? idk, i have a normal android phone and there's three little hieroglyphs at the bottom that just do the basic navigation stuff, easy.
if the second seat from the right and the second from the left recline and push their leg rests out at the same time, will they smash into each other and break and/or flip the whole couch over backwards?
i'm more of a fan of the exact artist and song name being dropped in the subs before you even hear one note of the song.
[Heartbroken Night by Xemnisz starts playing] -oh i guess it's time for an emotional montage now even though it won't cut to another scene for another two seconds
didn't they make those school canteen frozen pizzas that were 80% bread and the remaining 20% a sad mess of gluey cheese and ketchup and diced spam? the cheese glues the toppings together and the ketchup makes them slide off so in the end you have a ketchupy soggy bread rectangle and a cheesy spam glue wad
i love my riding horses and taking landscape photos and petting dogs and making campfire stews simulator
and you had to put on dark 3d glasses and see even less
sometimes you wake up and think "the earth really is a beautiful and magical place". sometimes you wake up and think "this public official stole the equivalent of several lifetimes of wages from the people, and he shoudl be removed from society"
just some inhuman faces and empty eyes and toothless mouth holes and very high details on the clothing wrinkles and face wrinkles strange dramatic lighting in what's supposed to be a cute bright ad, nothing weird going on here at all
then the children would get their annual christmas handshake from the future president
The piano has been drinking (not me)