being called toots by a maytal aged man: 
Krem
joined 5 years ago
this is awesome. so perfectly, deliciously incoherent, unenforceable, vile, stupid and nonsensical you can just feel the angry seething
"Jorjor, did you give the names of rebels and sympathizers to Palpatine?"
"Oopsie!"
i guess the smartest among these "thinkers" expect that the prc somehow collapsing would lead to some sort of warring states or even warlord period to happen so they can try to install puppets in tibet and xinjiang.
which is much more likely to happen in the US or europe anyway.
socks without shoes is weird and traps in foot sweat. shoes indoors is gross. barefoot or slippers (the open toe kind, not the fluffy kind) is the only way
"for the last time Patricia, it's called a MAN cave, not a goon cave, and the only thing i've been cranking is the level on my Sturmpanzergezetzbetriebungwagen. up. cranking the levels up. what? I already did the dishes last week. take a shower? no, I don't think i smell like ball sweat and coffee breath. it's only your parents Patricia, we see them every couple of months. Mackayden can vacuum the living room, can't you, buddy?"
broke and 2016pilled: saying you've "read" a book after reading the "plot synopsis" on wickypeedia
stoke and 2025mode: saying you've "read" a book after making an algorithm turn it into a cute little digestable infant formula smoothie
artichoke and 2034ๆ: saying you've "read" a book after semi-watching a 20 second video in the upper left of your glasses, where someone recounts the plot at 3x speed, also you're having nutrient paste dinner and "engaging" with your "office-mate friend-circle" off the clock in meatspace at the same time
isn't the guy on the right from that silly game of thrones spinoff show where every main character is a khaleesi
why is every linus (outside of peanuts and 
and the australian graphics design guy on youtube) a whiny ass swedish millennial
middle aged dude with rich people schedule and diet, and marinated in a bathtub of moisturizer
the classic 90s hong kong ones are very good in that stupid wacky 90s HK way, even though it's a bit spoiled by him being a huge dick to everyone and still always getting the girl in the end
"you see, if you go through testosterone puberty you will get a certain bone density that gives you an unfair advantage in remembering how the little horses and castles move"