KnilAdlez

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm imagining if our galaxy collided with another, but on the far side so scientists announce that the earth will definitely be destroyed in 100 million years when we get to that side.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

My favorite phrase in the world is 'lingua franca'. It is a medieval Italian phrase that refers to a common language used to bridge between two others, such as for trade. Because of British then American economic and cultural dominance over the past 200 years, English is the bridge language for trade all over the world. The phase itself translates to 'language of the franks' referring to a Germanic language that eventually mixed with Latin to form French.

All of this is very simplified of course but to simplify it even further, this is an Italian phrase that translates to French that means English.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Carapacie? Chitinie?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The thing about benzodiazepines is that they make it easier to deal with chaos. But the chaos people, remember when I told you women are chaos people, piers? The chaos people don't want that, so they make you stop using them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Listen folks, the gods are bad people. Everyone's saying it. They say Trump you have to do something about the pantheon and I say I don't know it didn't go so well Caligula but they insist. They say you're the only one who can do it only you and some very smart people; very smart people said 'oh attack mars, oh attack Jupiter' I said look, let's just go after Fortuna. No army, just keep Her from giving us bad luck. Stop Her from bestowing misfortune and there won't be any more trouble from any diety. We'll have good luck and not just on the battle field, good luck for the American people. Good luck for every sing- imagine it, everything will go well, you'll find money in your pockets really it's almost like welfare but the Gods are paying for it, and not the taxes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Jack offer? I barely know 'er!

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

"What are you going to say about [Mario Cuomo], that he spawned me and Andrew?"

Actually yeah, he raised two morally bankrupt sexual abusers.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Honestly, save up the money for an expensive laptop. It is a night and day difference. I have had my dell XPS for almost 10 years now, and it simply won't die. It sucks, because hate spending money, but a good laptop starts at $900. When I worked at Best buy, let me tell you, if I sold a laptop <=$500 I knew that thing was coming back (especially Dells. Only buy enterprise Dells). Asus were better quality at a bit lower price ($700), but other than that I would personally not buy anything that is not made for business.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Pirate software is a bad take machine

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

If I bought a worthless piece of land in the middle of nowhere for next to nothing at an auction just for the hell of it, is there anything I could do with it? Build a tiny factory? Farm 3 stalks of corn?

Edit: it is actually a house in a tiny rural town

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

But if you close your eyes

Does it almost feel like

Nothing changed at all?

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