The way supposedly intelligent/important/self-important executives will just post total hysteria and/or awe about a bunch of fucking hopped up RC helicopters is really starting to grind my gears.
edit: I do aspire to command my own fleet of semi-autonomous self defense kamakazi nanodrones though.
Pfft I'm waiting to catch the docu-drama that comes out when nuclear winter blows over.
Yo that shit pissed me off so bad at my last long term job. Like, boss, I'm fucking here, okay? I'm right here at the computer I'm just not staring at the client because I'm working and I GUESS MAYBE it behaves differently on Linux than whatever the fuck else everyone else is using? OR MAYBE THEY ARENT WORKING AND ARE PERFORMATIVELY PRESENT ON SLACK YOU PARANOID FUCK.
a cron job I made opens the chat program at 9 for me and I wake up hours later
Fuck that's sick as hell. Salute.
every time I scroll past this now I want to bum a smoke and I only read it once. I don't even smoke lmao. Excellent example.
Its done. Now we just need our hard working administration to do the thing.
On this site it's definitely animal control related.
CITIZENS STAY WHERE YOU ARE AND DONT MOVE THERE ARE REPORTS OF UNLICENSED KEEPING OF UNREGISTERED OWLS IN THIS VICINITY. COMPLY WITH ALL COMMANDS WHILE WE ELIMINATE THIS AVIAN THREAT AND BRING THE PERPETRATORS TO JUSTICE.
yeah I'm guessing it's most of the anglosphere. five-eyes stay watchin.
I'm having reddit flashbacks.
Black background:
Whack background: (transparent)
~~Oh uh, I didn't run these through an optimizer and used no compression. Mite b suboptimal. I can fix that.~~ Fix'd. my bad.
(edit: I can hear my graphic designer ex in my head pointing out all the minor tweaks I didn't make. ugh. leave me alone imaginary critic I don't want to think about you.)
Should we edit it first to say "This post is dedicated to-" ?
edit: fuck it, I'm photoshopping it. I'll post if I successfully get a close enough font. How is this adobe shit so bad, GIMP shortcuts are so hardwired now I'm practically useless in PS.
But it feels like nothing at all. :)