JoeBigelow

I'm a loser for dropping $20 on a gag for a little light in the dark?

I'm aware, but I also doubt these shares will decrease in value much if at all, plus it was a gag among my ludite coworkers that I could do it on my phone.

I bought it this morning! Better late than never

Except those were free and for disadvantaged people that couldn't afford a normal phone plan but still needed one to interact with modern society.

I bought Raytheon and Lockheed stock this morning

And live in Aroostook county, there's still basically nothing to do there.

sigh...

This comment section reeks of insecurity and excuses

I have Crohn's and shit my pants all day at work. I still wipe my ass and go for a run when I clock out because it's keeping me healthier than I would be otherwise.

I was that person. I made time. Fucking 20 minutes on a stupid treadmill 3 times a week, I'm in and out in 40 minutes with changing, a quick sauna and a shower, back on my stupid commute home. But now I sleep better, I have incentive to eat better so I can train more easily, I'm happier, I road rage less, my boss complimented how I look, and my wife has NOTICED. Don't make excuses, get a tub of pre workout and suck it up.

Maybe if we all ship him a bottle...