I have been awake for 28 years and I’m not even 28 yet
He’s balding gracefully
Implying all women have been banned from free sandwich day
The Kingdom of Conscience will be exactly as it is now. Moralists don't really have beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded. Centrism isn't change -- not even incremental change. It is control. Over yourself and the world. Exercise it. Look up at the sky, at the dark shapes of Coalition airships hanging there. Ask yourself: is there something sinister in moralism? And then answer: no. God is in his heaven. Everything is normal on Earth.
War with china would be the shortest war in history.
Push the anti-treat button, Xi! 
I know I feel threatened.
They really went out of their way to check all the boxes with this propaganda piece
mother of two, mentor of women, philanthropist, Yale graduate, pure heart, Jewish ally (supporter of Israel)
It’s easy to bite the hand that feeds when the other hand is beating you.
Everyone gives 20 dollars, everyone gets 5,000. It’s simple and observable mathematics.
What the fuck did he think he was signing up for? Actually helping people?
Thighs are centrist
Let Zhe who is without gender cast the first stone.
I’m more of a supporting cast type of character. But like the badass type of supporting character who hides their power levels and is actually cooler than the main character. Like Zoro from One Piece