Gorge

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Man 'refused entry into US' as border control catch him with bald JD Vance meme in c/privacy
[–] Gorge@lemm.ee 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Did you even say thank you?

Chances of being born in each Continent in c/map_enthusiasts@sopuli.xyz
[–] Gorge@lemm.ee 11 points 3 days ago

New Zealand is in stealth mode. We keep it off the maps so trump doesn't know it exists and leaves it alone

Prosecutors trying to 'bias' the public against Luigi Mangione, defense says in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] Gorge@lemm.ee 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Jokes on them, I only read Luigi articles to fawn over the pictures

billionaire rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] Gorge@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago

Why did you post a Bristol stool chart?

Probably would be better off with alien or lizard overlords in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] Gorge@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I would prefer Satan at this point. At least he'd deliver executive orders by beaming the evil thoughts directly into your head. It'd be so much better than having to visit twitter or truth social.

The Elder God in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Gorge@lemm.ee 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Maybe sacrificing people to appease the sun god never stopped, and the aptly named illuminati organize a new war every time the sun looks angry

Moth er of God in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] Gorge@lemm.ee 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Great idea. We need moth propaganda posters printed ASAP: "Scared you'll die in the sun? Fear not. Form a Dyson sphere instead."

A cuppa Jill in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Gorge@lemm.ee 7 points 5 days ago

Desalinated saline

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) waiting outside unmarked van in c/pics@lemmy.world
[–] Gorge@lemm.ee 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Finally.. A socially acceptable place for my dog to take a dump when I'm out walking him

Enjoy the small things. The beautiful view in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
ICE arrested a US citizen, Walmart employee at Pico Rivera. Militarized agents with rifles on video. Nobody's safe. in c/Mirror@50501.chat
[–] Gorge@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

You will for sure. Janitors today, your job tomorrow 👋

Interesting way to deal with people who have had enough in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Gorge@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

These are also great for when you're up to your third divorce and looking for ways to streamline the process

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