It should've been simply titled "I fapped"
Also you can see him preparing his fap hand the day previous
Older people are more likely to have accumulated wealth/property by virtue of having had more time to do so, and are more likely to want to defend it (and the status quo that gave it to them) politically.
As time is going on however, each successive generation has less and less, and with it less investment in maintaining and defending the way things are.
Rallies = Donkey Shows
Wait