FlakesBongler

joined 4 years ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've just been getting by on water, instant coffee, juice, and tea

I'm a Mormons's worst nightmare now

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I always wanted to build up a cult of personality

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

For me, it was Tuesday

Because I rewatched it this last Tuesday

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (6 children)

They also cast a South African guy to play Vega

Who admittedly, is a white guy, but a Spanish one

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Also, does he realize that Dan is supposed to be the gag character that sucks?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Huh

Gonna be this opaque about it?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago

They can take my soy lecithin from my cold dead hands

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

I think he should listen to Skold's album Dies Irae

With a particular focus on the 9th track

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago

The children crave the caustic tang of sweet lady chlorine

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago

Zyklon-B was always going to be used to gas ze untermensch, at least we can fund German manufacturing

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

She is a master of disguise

Who would ever suspect that that puckish forest waif was actually just your bog-standard Long Islander?

 

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