FlakesBongler

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Barack Obama endorses Gavin Newsome for President in 2028 (basically). He also supports Cal-Exit and American balkanization (effectively). in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
Barack Obama endorses Gavin Newsome for President in 2028 (basically). He also supports Cal-Exit and American balkanization (effectively). in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 15 points 11 hours ago

Alex Garland:

Barack Obama endorses Gavin Newsome for President in 2028 (basically). He also supports Cal-Exit and American balkanization (effectively). in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 22 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

I don't think a movie made me angrier

At least not in recent memory

Barack Obama endorses Gavin Newsome for President in 2028 (basically). He also supports Cal-Exit and American balkanization (effectively). in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 21 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Can't believe we're gonna get Escape from L.A. before we get Escape from New York

This sucks

Barack Obama endorses Gavin Newsome for President in 2028 (basically). He also supports Cal-Exit and American balkanization (effectively). in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 18 points 12 hours ago

Portland Maoists are having their day in the sun!

Disco Elysium Twitter version in c/games@hexbear.net
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 34 points 12 hours ago

The cards told me you were going to beat my ass today berdly-smug

:thonk: in c/memes@hexbear.net
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 12 hours ago

Gotta keep those bricks cool and well-ventilated

Eric Adams Advisor Winnie Greco Handed a CITY Reporter Cash Stuffed in a Bag of Potato Chips in c/politics@hexbear.net
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 12 hours ago

Damn, I'm just channeling the spirits of all kinds of people tonight

MR. TRUMP, DECLARE WAR ON ISREAL AND BE REBORN AS A LOTUS FLOWER!!! in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 12 hours ago

Fuck, I must have channeled a Donald Trump impersonator or something

I'm usually more on the ball than this

First time I've seen or heard someone invoke Stefan Molyneaux in years and it's in a place I wouldn't expect in c/slop@hexbear.net
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 13 hours ago

Every time I hear one of these names I recognize from being the worst people ever, I just think of this line from King of the Hill.

Gribble, no one's killed you yet...

🤣 • in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 4 points 13 hours ago

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? 2045

Starring Sidney Poitier's hologram as Dr. DateBot

Eric Adams Advisor Winnie Greco Handed a CITY Reporter Cash Stuffed in a Bag of Potato Chips in c/politics@hexbear.net
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 18 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Your honor, my client is innocent of all charges because she is Chinese and was only trying to make friends the way Chinese people do.

With money hidden inside a potato chip bag. It's a simple cultural kerfuffle

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2025 Political Candidates of Note (hexbear.net)
 

Beany Tuesday has done it again

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King of the Hill 2.0 (hexbear.net)
 

YOU ~~CAN'T~~ AIN'T RIGHT

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This is really the gist of it (hexbear.net)
 

It's all vibes, all the way down

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Opus DEI (hexbear.net)
 

Is that a thing?

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(Cw: Pet Loss) I just fucking can't (hexbear.net)
 

My ferret Lupo (AKA Big King Scrump) just had a heart attack and died in my arms right now

I'm writing this because if I don't, I'm going to scream and it's half-past midnight and I really don't want to tell the cops I'm screaming at midnight because my ferret died

I just hurt so goddamed much right now

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Billions must Wahoo (kotaku.com)
 

anti-italian-action

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Behold! The Baleful Worm! (hexbear.net)
 

Wallowing in her own depravity

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The Last Thing You See (hexbear.net)
 

Before going awwwwww...

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Bone Amee (hexbear.net)
 

sans-doot skeleton-wave skeleton-motorcycle

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Monsieur Evrart is helping me find my neighbor's cat (hexbear.net)
 

context

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Flakes' Filharmonic Day One (music.youtube.com)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by FlakesBongler@hexbear.net to c/music@hexbear.net
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Starting up a thing because I wanted to share some music that I like

This is from KMFDM's debut album What Do You Know Deutschland?, released in 1986

Lot of good songs on this one, but Kickin' Ass is a personal favorite

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It's a Small World (hexbear.net)
 

Watching Out There: Crimes of the Paranormal on Hulu and who should show up but brace-watching

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