do i have to CW this for transphobia or is it detached enough from the original?
EstraDoll
joined 1 year ago
having a girl butt was the #1 thing i was wanting out of HRT and is still my favorite part of HRT. It's fucking great, isn't it? 
cw: SI
i feel so numb i barely want to move and type this. i have to leave for work in an hour and i can't stop thinking about putting a gun in my mouth and giving it a big sloppy blowjob just to feel something. not even pulling the trigger or even loading it, just sticking a firearm into my mouth and giving it oral sex as if it were a phallus just to fucking feel something. why the fuck am i still single. why the fuck does every attempt at romance fail. i can't keep track of the number of people i've fallen for romantically and literally no one has ever reciprocated. there are poly trans women my age who have more partners than fingers and i can't find one single person who would ever think to themselves "wow EstraDoll is pretty cute I'd date him" so i might as well give oral sex to a firearm and fantasize about ending my miserable fucking existence because no one else is desperate enough to touch me with a 10 foot pole
nope. we're just friends. still single. i've lost track how many failed romantic attempts i've had years ago and i want to die
guy who is trying desperately to convince his trans son not to get his legal gender marker changed to M while making it abundantly clear that while he does support his son's transition and views him as a man, they need to keep his legal gender as "F" in order to keep the car insurance payments down
welcome to Megathread!
nah this really is a problem, i need to talk to my doctor about getting on some anti anxiety meds
"Your free bottom surgery is tomorrow"
"Septus, those shoes are big enough to be filled with feet four times larger than your feet! Why do you wear such comically oversized footwear?"
"Because thousands of years from now they'll dig them up and think "By Iovis Optimus Maximus, this man had the largest dick in history!""
yo what the fuck??? i've listened to that song like once or twice ever in little tidbits like 3 years ago and it just popped into my head yesterday. I've never even fully listened to that song but I got the chorus popping into my head out of nowhere wtf???
i watched it as a grown ass adult a few years ago after never hearing of it as a kid
absolutely peak, fucking love that show. i got to watch it again too
