AND I DON'T HAVE TO WAIT ANYMORE. PLANNED PARENTHOOD JUST HAD A LAST MINUTE CANCELLATION AND CAN FIT ME IN FOR T O M O R R O W. FIRST APPOINTMENT IS IN 26 HOURS

I don't know how else to phrase this but hear me out

Is Family Guy funny? 98% of the time, no. There are a couple genuinely funny bits tossed in here and there but the average episode of Family Guy is some weird, uninteresting plot that keeps getting interrupted every 2 minutes with some cutaway gag that usually involves some form of bigotry/violence against a minority group or a crude joke no one over the age of 15 finds funny. Sometimes there will be a sort of funny gag about how your local pizza place makes the worst "salad" or that one bit about Pat Tillman which was really funny, but I can't imagine anyone older than the age of 16 saying "yeah, time to turn on the TV and watch Family Guy!"

Literally who is the target audience for this? This show has been going on for nearly a quarter century now and stopped being good after like three years and yet it still keeps getting renewed. I don't know anyone who watches it. I couldn't even imagine what a Family Guy fan would even look like. Like, if I walked in on someone sitting on the couch at their house and they were unironically tuned into Family Guy, I'd be thinking "holy shit is this guy for real?". But apparently, considering how much air time and ratings this show gets, there are millions of people out there watching what's basically the equivalent of a dollar store joke book written by your racist uncle that nobody wants to invite to thanksgiving. Everyone knows about it, it's not funny, nobody yet also millions watch it? I can make Family Guy references and people get what I'm talking about because we've all fucking seen it and nobody likes it. It's just this white noise TV show that you just use to fill space. It might as well just a blank screen that read [Insert TV program here] because it just feels like filler. You can just put Family Guy in literally anything and it somehow just... fits? It's the TV show that you put on when no one actually wants to watch it. Remember like 6 years ago when "they added Peter Griffin to Fortnite" was a dumb meme? It was a dumb meme, and then they made it real because after it was funny, then it became real and now it's just like. Yep. They got Peter Griffin in Fortnite"

Family Guy isn't funny, but it's deeply funny in the metasense because of it's omnipresence and renown, clear attempt at humor, yet complete lack of anything approaching substance to say nor any coherent overarching message. Forget the average Family Guy viewer, who writes this shit. I genuinely can't imagine anyone who makes this show actually wants to write more Family guy, they just do it because they're Family Guy writers and that's what pays the bills. Didn't we have a post here like 3 days ago saying that Patrick Warburton and his mom really want to quit the show? It's even more incongruous because there's even a handful of times where they TRY to have some kind of moving message or deeper themes, like the one episode where Brian and Stewie are trapped in the bank vault all night and Brian opens up about his suicidality and alcoholism and there's either very few or no cutaway gags. But of course, it's Family Guy so they can't actually do something interesting or good without fucking it up so of course they write in a joke about how "haha brian has to like stewie's poop off his ass"

I don't know how to put it into words other than I'm laughing at a clown that isn't funny. It's trying to be funny, it isn't, and THAT'S what's funny. Come to think of it, that's basically what I've always thought about Big Chungus and why I ran that as a pfp/username here for like 3 years. It's the comedic equivalent to "Ceci n'est pas une pipe". "This is not a joke", yet it clearly presents as one

As a result, all I can do whenever I see Peter Griffin in literally anything is just laugh because it's just not funny. I can make myself cackle by doing a bad Peter Griffin impression saying "Hey Lois" because shitposting about Family Guy is just what the fucking writing staff of that show does

even more bluntly: What were those completely and utterly ridiculous thoughts that you had in hindsight that make you wonder how on earth you ever even managed to convince yourself that you were cis? I'll start:

I remember browsing through a bunch of trans memes on reddit (already very cisgenderly) and I kept coming across ones that were some variation on stepping out of a time machine to meet your past self as a different gender. For maybe about 2 months until I realized that it really was true, I admitted to myself and two of my close friends who are both trans women that i would just not be surprised if I stepped out of the time machine from the future as a trans woman. my only thoughts on that were basically to laugh it and say "yeah that tracks". Somehow I could admit that I think it's totally plausible to be a trans girl in the future yet still be 100% cis

anyone have any other fun thoughts like that?

(or do choose to elaborate on if you want), I'll start:

Riichi mahjong is incredibly sexy

had this post stuck in my head since yesterday and i love it