EmptySlime

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Guess the ketamine finally wore off.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

She literally got mad because they only had the one 5th place trophy and they let Lia Thomas be the one to hold it on the podium. That's it. I doubt she'd have even thought for a second about Lia Thomas if she'd have been the one to take the 5th place trophy home that day.

But no, she got butthurt that she didn't get to take the trophy home and had to wait for them to send hers to her. So she decided to become an entire transphobic activist about it. Pathetic loser behavior.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Clearly they're married to a Kobold... So probably.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It makes perfect sense. They prey on poor people to fill out that "voluntary" recruitment. When you've been poor all your life and suddenly you get that signing bonus no matter how responsible you are there's no way you're not going to buy something at least a little fun for yourself. You've likely had a shitty car all your life if you had one at all. You put all that together and it's really easy to see why so many of them do it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Now I'm picturing the Bugs and Daffy "Rabbit season, Duck season," bit but they're trying to convince Elmer the sniper to shoot at either ICE/cops or the protesters.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Technically given that this seems to be a squirrel and they basically don't take fall damage I'd argue that they aren't required to wear one as they'd never be actually at risk of injury from a fall.

I'd actually think there's a pretty strong argument that getting caught from a fall by a harness would be more dangerous to them than being allowed to fall freely in almost all circumstances as long as the work space is clear of hazards they could fall onto.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Multiple cis women even!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Hey! Don't you dare call Riley Gaines a cunt! The noble cunt does not deserve to be compared to that vile person. People generally like cunts.

All jokes aside though yeah she needs to fuck all the way off.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

For real. How can any of us hope to match their purity? We should give up now. They are truly the best advocate for LGBTQ+ rights.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Where did any of this say that the majority of homophobes are self hating gays? It's a joke about the incredible amount of male anti-gay politicians that have literally been caught in sexual acts with other men. What are we? Not allowed to use hyperbole for the sake of comedy?

"Man I hate squares..."

"How dare you slander all rectangles like that."

"Not all rectangles are squares dude."
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Better for the early game, sure. But have you seen the stats on some of those late game cat evolutions? The dog line starts having serious type disadvantages when you're getting ready to challenge the gym at Waco.

I mean I'm sorry what?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

You mean the thing that allows the president to remove people from the US according to famed puppy killer Kristi Noem?

That's what he's trying to enforce you silly goat! Those filthy protestors are trying to stop ICE from doing just that. /s

Bet these ghouls are just salivating at the potential justification to invoke the insurrection act.

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