Shitty Ask Lemmy

1311 readers
43 users here now

its like r/shittyaskreddit except its lemmy

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
[email protected]
listing: all - local
1
10
Who is calling me at this hour? (lemm.ee)
submitted 20 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
2 comments fedilink
2
7
What's the dumbest law? (lemm.ee)
submitted 21 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
6 comments fedilink
3
3
What provoked your latest violent outburst? (lemm.ee)
submitted 22 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
3 comments fedilink
4
1
How did you come to be handcuffed to a hospital bed? (lemm.ee)
submitted 20 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
3 comments fedilink
5
1
What should people stop complaining about? (lemm.ee)
submitted 21 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
1 comments fedilink
 
 

Complain about people complaining

6
7
What's the hardest job to get fired from? (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
2 comments fedilink
 
 

President, right?

7
0
Would you rather learn about pronouns or proverbs? (lemm.ee)
submitted 19 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
3 comments fedilink
8
7
Are you the key master? (lemm.ee)
submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
4 comments fedilink
9
5
What's the occasion? (lemm.ee)
submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
3 comments fedilink
10
3
What are the magic words? (lemm.ee)
submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
3 comments fedilink
11
5
What's that song that goes "do do do dodo do do do do do dodo do"? (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
12 comments fedilink
12
2
Have you ever thought about a tiger eating spaghetti in Tokyo? (lemm.ee)
submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
3 comments fedilink
13
-7
Do you think that it's okay for Norwegians to call black people the word they do (lemmy.ml)
submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
0 comments fedilink
 
 

Despicable scandinavians

14
20
Is this a good time for a trip to Los Angeles? (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
9 comments fedilink
15
5
What has happened exactly thrice? (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
3 comments fedilink
16
3
What is the laziest form of art? (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
3 comments fedilink
17
5
What's your recipe for word salad? (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
4 comments fedilink
18
6
Will you unkindly explain? (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
7 comments fedilink
19
6
What would you do with six arms and a million dollars? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
4 comments fedilink
20
7
What's the most stoned thought you've ever had? (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
7 comments fedilink
21
3
What do they charge for salt and batteries? (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
1 comments fedilink
22
3
What's the most offensive joke? (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
9 comments fedilink
23
8
What is the conversion rate between dollars and cents and thoughts and prayers? (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
2 comments fedilink
24
4
Bought Chinese amateur fans for 2x the price of a proper one. What to do? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
4 comments fedilink
 
 

Also, bought 2 of them, because the brain needed to fart out loud.

Not only are the fans much slower than what the sticker says (2000RPM), they also make more heat in the motor than they will ever dissipate. And of course, they just couldn't sell one without RGB.

Looked closely and even the axle is not centred.

On the other hand

Can someone help me do something fun with this that would make me feel less shitty about myself?

25
3
I've been informed that absolutely nobody wants to see remakes, so then who are all the people paying their hard earned money in this economy to watch them? (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
1 comments fedilink
 
 

The question is rhetorical. People will likely give some explanation for why people choose to see remakes but the fact is, regardless of why, the majority of moviegoers clearly want to see remakes

view more: next ›