DirtyPair

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Star Trek officially banned on Hexbear for being "Too horny" in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

based and good

I’m going to hell in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Can you pick me something up on your way back?

I tried to debate a tankie with a 5 page prepared manuscript and their only response was "why do you smell like that" in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

haha stinky

Mods help I keep accedentally misclicking and pigpoopballsing myself aaaaaaa in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

the real self-own here is checking the modlog

I just remembered that Henry Kissinger is dead in c/[email protected]
Milk in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ordered some whole CUM at the cafe today.

Barista looked at me like I was a murderer, they just don't understand what CUM ACTUALLY is.

Go CUM 💦

Fictional characters are my friends and they need to be perfect. If they ever have bad opinions it means the show is endorsing those opinions and therefore the show is immoral. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

america has something like a 50% literacy rate they can't afford to take any chances

Fake News Mega Thread 30th January - 29th January: No News in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

no news is good news

which means no news is news

which means there was news today

enough with the lies

Kamala Harris and Joe Biden Are a Power Duo — and Their Birth Charts Prove It in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

this time im really gonna do it

landing on the moon is pretty fuckin good imo in c/[email protected]
Any other shills funded by Erdogan out there? Just me? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

i saw the job posting, but putin paid better shrug-outta-hecks

What the fuck keeps splintering me??? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

you got those gross little spider legs spiderman had in the spiderman movies. the ones that let him stick to walls and stuff.

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