DickFuckarelli

joined 4 years ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Because white suburbanites have it in their heads that flacid cuts with zero fat content are superior. Same goes for filet mignon. Shit's overrated.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Fuck yeah, I do.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

This is the most correct answer.

I cook seven nights a week and prepare basic simple food. My diet is 75% vegetarian/vegan (I eat meat infrequently; usually for weekend cookouts and/or big events). I do not eat out often. I'm middle aged. I'm at regular weight and work out periodically.

At my last physical my doctor said if everyone's numbers were like mine hospitals would go out of business.

Best bang for your buck is lentils or dried beans. Salads are also a go-to and economically feasible if you buy ingredients and prepare yourself. Chicken thigh is the most versatile cut, with pork shoulder being a distant second. Both are economical. Beyond burgers are my favorite meat replacement but are pricey.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't know what that is but I'm still beyond excited for you! I DIYd my first release and when the test presses showed up I didn't sleep for 2 days because of the pure excitement.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Just for a different perspective:

I saw the film in the theaters, recognized how original it was (while still very derivative), and I hated every second of it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I still have all the test pressings of all my different bands releases (somewhere around 7 or 8?).

Congratulations.

What genre?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Not gonna lie. This is how I look to my family when I nail smoking a brisket.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I all at once want to know everything about Mr. Killshot, but I also feel like I already know him.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Lou Dobbs, The lead singer of Madness.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

Drink at lunch.

Problem solved.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Loserpalooza kelly

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

You don't.

I'm a suburbanite Leftist. I might as well move to a deserted island.

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submitted 4 years ago* (last edited 4 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

I'm going to be up all night any ways so AMA. Fire away.

2 hour update: it's quite a dull pain. Feels like I was kicked in the dick a good 10-20 times. No chance I'm sleeping tonight. There's part of me that can't believe I did this voluntarily.

Keep the questions coming. That's the only thing coming for some time. Bazinga!

3 hour update: the local anesthesia has definitely worn off. Pretty sure the nurse nicked my balls during the shave down or it might be my skin is sore from when they yanked my sack up to my gut and taped the ol' turkey neck down for easier incision. Anyhow, this shit sucks. Thanks for keeping me entertained. You are all some good pals and good sports.

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