DickFuckarelli

I've been touching grass so I was unaware.

But! I'm glad you don't have anything life-threatening going on.

Hope you're doing well, pal.

This is some of the most depressing shit to process.

Shame them.

I'm a safety razor user:

Here's what works for me. Shave at least two times. First pass, only use downward strokes. Pass two, upward. If time permits I'll shave up to four times with all the cardinal directions.

Closest shave I've ever had.

Here's some shit I've bought that lasts:

Cars: 1990s to early 2000s Hondas are forever cars. Basic maintenance, and you can expect to get over 300k miles on the engine. 500k are not an uncommon occurrence. Parts are cheap and abundant. Tangent: some electric cars have easy battery swaps, like the Nissan Leaf. Buy a Leaf for 1k, and a battery for 4k and have a super efficient car that can charge off a wall outlet.

Clothes: Levi's jeans are not as good as they once were but still better than any other jeans. Dickies work clothes last forever and even look ok as they fade. Shoes are mostly disposable today but I've had the same pair of Adidas Superstars for 3 years and while worn, still are functional.

Cooking: Vitamix mixers are a lifetime buy. A trip to the thrift store and buy anything cast iron; plenty of YT vids will show you how to restore. A ceramic kamado smoker/grill will also last forever with only needing simple hardware replaced occasionally.

Miscellaneous: Costco accepts returns on anything that isn't a computer, game console, or TV, regardless when purchased. I don't use this as an excuse to treat major purchases as disposable, but it is an invaluable form of insurance against shit that quite honestly shouldn't break (related: fuck you, Dyson - unreliable, yuppie tech bullshit).

I don't know what this is about but I got my family a Switch 2 and it's not half bad.

Into it? Not really. But my ear finds some genres translate well into midi tunes. Primarily, Reggae.

Fuck that sucks. Always perked up when he was on the screen.

I vaguely remember he had a half interesting book of poetry.

LOL Fuuuuuck this dude. As an adult for most of it, the 90s were fucking terrible. They sucked so bad by 1998 we were all literally 100% nostalgic for 1985. Imagine the ENTIRE Western world now being nostalgic for 2012/2013?

Get the fuck outta here. What a fucking loser. What else is he sad for? The lack of Creed on the radio?

Just adding, the dipshit Dems in 2018 said that O'Biden was more or less going restore the world back to normal/decency/better times. They did fuck all. If anything these geriatric fucks made shit worse.

Then the galaxy brains on Reddit shit on anyone who can't stomach their neoliberal facist horseshit or their weaksauce candidates, but never ask who the fuck wants to play in these lose-lose games?

I'm so sick of this shit.

It's 10am somewhere.

I'm old as fuck so consider me a trendsetter. Now you'll have to excuse me, I have to "review some documents"*.

.* listen to Oingo Boingo demos from 79-81 on the company's dime.