DayOfDoom

joined 4 years ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

What if we released a PT clone years after it became passe because everyone else already made one?
-Konami

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

The trailer right after "hot chick must help humanity exterminate a species called the Nativ(a)." Lives in a survivor city called Zion. 'The nearby dessert has been overrun by the Nativas.'

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Mailing you one of my backup swords right now. It will have my instruction son what to do chiseled into the blade. Visible by only the hot glow of a flame.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

We are all geniuses.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm going to say it.

I could fix her (teeth, I'm an orthodontist).

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Consider stealing jokes maybe.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I will become communist Howard Hughes.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I would choose somewhere with vegan pizza delivery and then I'm just gunna' stay inside the motel/hotel room and not leave. Probably watch a bunch if anime on my laptop. Not getting fucked by COVID to see imperial core bullshit. Not spending my life being around Americans.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago (5 children)

They can't even be satisfied someone is actually on their site. They want their data too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Fellow redditors upon analyzing the pictures of the skywriting will be able to analyze the geographical placement and angel of the writing and dox you and your residence address from which. I'm sorry.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As I get more and desperate I will soon send you a romantic email. If no response, as I start panicking even more heavily, the most tender image macro will find its way through your mail slot. Eventually this will culminate in me paying for a skywriting of a sweet and sensual copypasta for you to see.

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