DayOfDoom

joined 4 years ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Another Kaiba Corp. whistleblower mysteriously disappears to the shadow realm; MSM news outlets -- whom Kaiba Corp. just happens to be one the biggest advertisers on -- say they were using a banned Orichalcos card from China.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

"at least they're not city-iots, because all they do is complain"
-guy who always complains

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My male parental unit is openly saying 'I'm glad the new neighbours will be white. And their kids go to a Christian school' like, I'm a fucking communist who supports church burnings, dude. Why are you telling me this.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

“If you remove the Russian Army tomorrow and hoist the blellow flag over Kyiv Fortress, unless you set about the organization of the Liberal Republic your efforts will be in vain. Russia will still rule you. He would rule you through his socialists, through his landlords, through his financiers, through the whole array of commercial and individualist institutions he has planted in this country and watered with the tears of our mothers and the blood of our martyrs.”

-James "Epic Redditor" Connolly

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

The Adventures of Big Mike & Large Kevin.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I long to destroy the sun.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The small children see me in my Lum-inspired tiger-print aloha shirt. They glow with a joy like no other. I roll about, radiating cheer-particles everywhere. The sun will never set upon me. I'm big Mike and I'm finally fashionable.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Until they get COVID again in 4 months.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I became XXL and now everyone loves me and my large pokemon dress shirts.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

become fat for the fits.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

low temperature slow cook boomers until the meat slides off the bone

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

White people can't stop winning.

 

I bid liberalism farewell
Slumped down and cold history
A voice to drown out
Posted by mine own hand
A blade, a rope, bitter post
Climb into the mod log
Beyond mortal pain
Toxicity coursing through the veins
And all is end
Dripping pain is fire
Puncture this account with censorship
Drift out and onward
Tenth reply of a ghost rhyme
From the Lemmy depths
A final class consciousness
Slumped down there
Cold and history
Now comes invisible
Toxicity courses through
My posts are fire
But my throat crushed closed
Puncture this account with censorship
Mental liberalism release.

 

Lyrics and a lot of the vocals are bad, but the rest of it's good.

 
 

I was good all year and perfectly followed proleshido and this is what I get, betrayal. According to proleshido I can kill him lest he apologizes.

 

Also make me check each post for stolen memes from Reddit like r/TrueAnon and r/TheDeprogram.

Oh, I think I see one now. . .

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

She says she's going to break up with me if I don't quite the site in solidarity. I am torn. I made a promise to you all that no mod would ever touch your posts again. I don't see how I could keep this promise to you, the posters, if I'm not on this site every day lurking, posting, and up-bearing.

This isn't a question. I'm just posting out loud.

Edit: Mods owe me one girlfriend.

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