ClassIsOver

A nice, solid box of Gish Gallop.

I think I've been to Bumgravy. The clan there has their own particular Tartan pattern.

Right? How do the results change if you add the question "Do you think any country should have nuclear weapons?"

"MELT ICE" with a picture of a hair dryer that says "Direct Action" on it.

Since it's a bike light and not something you'd die without if it fell, I'm sure the knockoff would be fine, but I've only ever used the original ones from Voile. I've never had one of those break on me.

Voile straps come in a lot of different sizes, and the holes will work in your favor with the screw mount.

These things are amazing. I keep a few dozen of them in my car, and they've saved my ass a number of times. Once, they held the suspension together on a 12k lb work trailer until it could make it to a garage.

He is cool, but he didn't do it.

Just follow members of the IRS around until you collect enough info on how they party that you can file frivolous lawsuits against each of them enough that it impacts their work, and then promise to make the lawsuits go away if they make your organization tax-exempt. Call the whole operation something stupid like "Operation Snow White".

That's Heidi Klum's new Halloween costume.

I bet that's right. The timing works out for both of them. I'll send them the link.

Employee ID numbers are too hard to remember.

Annisquam, Missisquoi, Winooski...

New England has some awesome rivers with indigenous names.