ChapoKrautHaus

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Two years after Ratimir Poopin' personally invaded The Ukraine, Germany legalizes marihuana in a desperate attempt to shore up stoner support for democracy.

Hard to convey how big this is - sure, smoking weed has become as normalized here as anywhere else in the west, then again the repercussions for doing it are at least theoretically quite insane, like for example you automatically lose your drivers license for 6 months if you're caught DUI with any amount of cannabis in your piss.

The legalization itself is very German: it's 180+ pages of legalese, you have to register with a "smoking club" where you grow and share your weed among club members, 500 members per club max, no public or pharmacy dispensaries, no smoking within 500 yards of any school, playground or kindergarten, buying on the black market is still technically illegal and so is stashing more than 40 grams per adult... you know, rules-based stuff.

But at least it's mostly legal now, cops can't take it away any more and you won't get into legal trouble. Oh, I mean as soon as the lower house passes the bill, but they kinda have to apparently. I think this is the first time that I'm actually kinda happy about my government.

But it will get old real fast I bet.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

believe the guy’s name or moniker is also Lenin lol

It's called "nom de guerre" dad, and it's a far superior concept to a "moniker"!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if we all voted for Joe Biden and he was not Joe Biden, but more like LBJ and FDR?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

See you around space cowboy

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Just gamers living in the moment, not an achievement in sight

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

The 9/11 sequel where they actually improve on the original in every way

sicko-blur

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

so what's going on are they doing well there?

Fritz X glide bombs hit some unprepared allied ships in 1944, you can probably guess how much that meant for the German war effort

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Guy lives in the heart of the Treat empire, refuses his treats, turns sad.

Many such cases!

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Neoliberal Dabiq at it again

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