BigLenin

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Another Christmas CTL+ALT+DEL comic by Tim Buckley in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

volcel-judge approves

Anybody else drinking already? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Idk if my mom got enough (also mildly geographically doxxing myself with craft beer selection)

Checkmate, transphobes in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Especially after they've had six Modellos at a punk show.

Checkmate, transphobes in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I can personally confirm that trans girls can punch holes in drywall.

My friend needs me to write an affidavit, but I've never wrote one before. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I try avoid using that shit.

Why weren't you at elf practice!? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sorry boss, but I just meet a reindeer with a bioluminescent nose. Isn't that wild! Truly this is a marvel of biology and zoology! We need to research this bizarre phenomenon.

Christmas will be BANNED under Communism! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

This is the ultimate sign that China is revisionist

Now THIS is REAL antisemitism! in c/[email protected]
I don't want a lot for Christmas in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Oh dang I already got you a lot.

Good news is it has lots of dirt in it.

Mario, I know you wanna show up your brother, but don't get any ideas... in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Was gonna say I know wedding can be expensive but damn

I have the best idea for a Renn Faire costume... in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Upon thyne skibidi

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I have the best idea for a Renn Faire costume... (hexbear.net)
 

Okay so I'm gonna paint a box to look like a latrine, right, and mount it on my shoulders, so my head is coming out of the poo hole.

And on it will say: "Behold, ye Skibidi Privvy"

I am sure the youths shall say: "Upon the Lord Almighty, he is without a cap, indeed indeed, he possess charisma!"

Look at how they yassified my boy! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (2 children)

This looks like an SS officer who was captured in Argentina in the 80s

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Why did the employees at my local retail establishment personally decide to cause inflation??? (hexbear.net)
 

I keep yelling at them to reverse it but they keep refusing too! Why does the evil Kabal of stock boys making $15/hr keep doing this to me???

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Me every time I discuss politics with my Lib sister (hexbear.net)
 
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My great grandpa who lived to be 95: "well after my lunch of a streak, 3 old fashions and half a pack of cigarettes, time to get back to installing phone lines in asbestos filled building!" (hexbear.net)
 

Me in my 30s: "my doctor says I need to eat nothing but kale and lukewarm water or I'll die at 50" deeper-sadness

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Mama Mia! (hexbear.net)
 
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Would you still be a Marxist if Marx was a worm? (hexbear.net)
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Remember all those comedy movies about kids trying to prevent their parents from getting divorced? (hexbear.net)
 

Me and my sister want to write one about trying to prevent our parents from getting back together.

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Would you still be a Marxist if Marx was from Ohio? (hexbear.net)
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I wanna like Arcane, but I was halfway through an episode and there was a THIRD battle scene that suddenly turned into an Imagine Dragons music video. (hexbear.net)
 

How do people tolerate this???

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I bought Mariah Carey a piece of undeveloped urban property for Christmas, because real estate is always a good investment! (hexbear.net)
 

But then she told me she doesn't want a lot for Christmas.

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Caillou vs. Nanalan is really the "Virgin vs. Chad" of Canadian children's television (hexbear.net)
 

Also Sesame Street is better than both, Murica stays winning 🦅

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Hey guys, I'm trying to get a Christmas gift for Mariah Carey (hexbear.net)
 

What do you think she wants for Christmas?

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