BigHaas

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The land back movement seems like it's at odds with socialism? in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
What if instead of ozempic we had brozempic, and it’s a team of himbos who follow you around to encourage you to stick to your diet and hype you up at the gym in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] BigHaas@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Unironically this would help me so much I hope they know about programming

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House guests tend to complain about my ultra bright floor lamps as if broad daylight at 10:14 isn't miraculous (hexbear.net)
 

"They're literally blinding", they say, and when they go to turn them off they discover the buttons that make it redder and less bright. No! Unacceptable! If I see a single shadow I'll be sent into a three day long depression :(

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Entering year three of office work: my consciousness has split into the separate personifications of Liz and Brace and we have not been getting along (hexbear.net)
Oh so it's okay for women to have a movie like Magic Mike but I try to make a movie for the fellas like Dude, Where's My Car? it gets panned and called sexist and 'low brow'. in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] BigHaas@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Ummm Magic Mike was for me actually

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Seriously need 50+ friends just to consistently have weekend plans (hexbear.net)
 

How are these fuckers busy so often without it ever involving me

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[M4F] [24] [philly] Hagmaxxer seeking wizened crone or similar (hexbear.net)
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Yeah I agree so annoying men don't go to the doctor, wonder why they're like tha--oh you mean me personally?? (hexbear.net)
New guy just dropped (cw: mention of murder and SA by pigs) in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] BigHaas@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Blue lives matter - it's brain matter - pig been dead about an hour

Fuck it, I ate the opp

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Ben Carson would actually be amazing at the sesh (hexbear.net)
 

Dude thinks pyramids were for storing grain hell yeah let's get him blazed and hear what else he thinks

After watching several up-close videos of deer, I have concluded that their "graceful" image is propaganda and that they are in fact derpy gangly creatures in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] BigHaas@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Deer are disgusting spider zombies that owe me thousands of dollars for property damage and I yearn for wolves

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Help! I'm trapped in the coal bowl (hexbear.net)
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Don't scramble through old quarries for cliffs, they said

Copperheads dont tell stories; they've bled

But better I'd thought I know, and so

I'm trapped in the bowl of the coal hole

Just spent half the morning rizzing up a fucking 37 year old in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] BigHaas@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm complaining more about the lack of young people at my events rather than 37 year olds being hot to the point of confusion

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Just spent half the morning rizzing up a fucking 37 year old (hexbear.net)
 

I legit thought she was mid 20s so like damn girl but also

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WHY DON'T THE ZOOMERS EVER LEAVE THEIR FUCKING HOUSE

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Motion to start labelling how many levels of irony a bit is on (hexbear.net)
 

This one's a 3

I feel like any single system - healthcare, education, employment, environment - is enough to radicalize anyone capable of forming thoughts, yet every system together isn't enough for apparently most? in c/badposting@hexbear.net
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I feel like any single system - healthcare, education, employment, environment - is enough to radicalize anyone capable of forming thoughts, yet every system together isn't enough for apparently most? (hexbear.net)
 

I feel constantly baffled by this like I must be thinking in a fundamentally different way or something because literally in middle school I started trying to unionize my peers against the system but my peers never really understood what I was getting at and now as an adult I'm like point at any thing and I can explain how it's been ruined by the mode of production so how is it these otherwise competent adults can't find even one thing I mean even visiting a hospital is fucking horrendous I know they've been in hospitals I've heard detailed stories

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My blind faith in reddit conspiracy theories has gained me thousands of dollars (hexbear.net)
 

And y'all still think the alien mummies aren't real smdh

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BAN ALL FRAGRANCES (hexbear.net)
 

DOVE ORIGINAL BAR SOAP HAS MADE MY ENTIRE APARTMENT SMELL LIKE LAUNDRY

OKAY SO IT DOESN'T SOUND THAT ANNOYING BUT I AM VERY ANNOYED

When did America start to decline? in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
[–] BigHaas@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Great essay comrade

US' NATO allies like France and Germany were willing to participate in it,

I believe this missing a not

When did America start to decline? in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
[–] BigHaas@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

I kinda think they're hilarious and have considered manually typing removed as a bit but it always seems problematic

how do I get involved locally in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
[–] BigHaas@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Can't you go to a party meeting and get on the email list? The cpusa doesn't do much, the PSL or DSA or RCA might be with looking into

how do I get involved locally in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
[–] BigHaas@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I just follow a bunch of Instagram accounts and they post about protests a few days ahead of time. Mostly the PSL city chapters are what organize things.

Who needs a life? in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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