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The Onion, like The Simpsons, is going to be an important future reference for anthropologist and historians trying to make sense of this era.

I think he's gonna do it. Momentum is a real thing in electoralism and the polling is so close.

Be prepared for the most insufferable media coverage imaginable. If Cuomo wins, there will be an establishment victory lap talking about how the steady center is the way forward followed by zero critical coverage of how he actually governs. If Zohran wins... well, you can imagine. We joke about how leftists always infight, but it's going to be nothing compared to how liberal media will punch left against him.

Trump has already discarded him, doesn't he understand that? I assumed that these rich assholes, as dumb as they are, at least had a good gut instinct for power dynamics. But I guess he's even more of an unbelievably pathetic loser than I thought. Or maybe he does understand that the only way to please Trump is to act like a pathetic worm prostrated at his feet.

A nucleation point for an american free officer's movement?

In a practical sense, the Federal Government seems to hold all the cards. The States don't have any meaningful tools for intercepting federal tax funds.

It did a great job with lots of particles and shit flying around during gunfights.

The pinnacle of the series for many reasons, one was that there was a sense of progression in the battle as the map got more and more demolished. The final few tickets of the game are always fought among rubble and the stumps of downed trees.

A good pizza is the best tasting food, superior even to high end dining.

But most pizza is pretty shit.

Poor babies, are you suffering from the hell on earth you yourselves have created?

I just genuinely don't understand what the prosecutors in this case think they're fucking doing. They're going to waste a ton of fucking time and money to send the parents to prison and fuck up the other kid's childhood. There is no dangerous criminal to be isolated from society, they're just making everything worse. How can they live with themselves?

I fail to see how the victim absolutely deserving it has any bearing on the guilt or innocence of the accused.