Just be careful when she goes from suck to blow.
this post was submitted on 07 Dec 2023
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It's Mega-maid!
Everything reminds me of her.
She seems fun.
She has a truly winning smile.
And butthole apparently
I'll be the judge of that!
We should compare notes.
Fair point but I wake up to a smile at least twice as often as I wake up to a butthole so the smile is where it's at, for my money.
Oh sure, gotta love a great smile. But let's not doubt the power of a winning butthole.
Butts can smile FYI
T-shirt with the intensity of 10,000 suns
Is that her ID on the back of her phone?
How many people are zooming in to see if it is clear so they can dream of tracking down this butt-sucker.
It looks like a global entry card to me. Could just be a realid license though.
I know in Wisconsin they look just like that. I'd presume it's Real ID and could be a number of states then? I have no idea if they're normalized across states though now. If not, it's a Wisconsin license.
I presume the background image is different on each and it doesn't look like it off hand.
https://wcblind.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/a-wi-real-id-with-a-star-in-the-upper-right-.jpeg
Yeah they mostly look pretty similar now.
Yeah but it's a pretty close match tbh. The others are different enough to look unique-ish. That circular mini photo is a dead ringer.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2017/national/real-ids/img/real-id-breakdown-1-600.jpg?c=466
TIL something about RealIDs though.
I mean the T-shirt is pretty clear she is into global entry. Where she is at isn't as important as knowing there are global entryist in the world.
True! I hadn't even noticed. I'm glad that it isn't identifiable. I should also say that I've seen this photo around the internet a bunch of times. I've no clue where it's from and it's probably better that way lol
She does not strike me as a woman who favors security
"How close can you come to saying 'she was asking for it' without outright saying it"
This is so great, I need this lol
Right! Its so blunt I love it.
Not as much as her butthole needs dicks.
I am in awe
Thanks for sharing....
Who is this?
OP's mom
Hope she's happy!
At least now you know where the banana went
I think I'm in love