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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

I forgot about the dolphin song

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago (3 children)

probably not, depends

are you playing it to drown out the noises because your walls are paper thin? are you playing it to set the mood? are you playing it out loud or are you fucking with your airpods in? wait... what if you both fuck with your airpods in and you're both listening to something different? what if you're having an orgy and everyone's wearing airpods and some of them are listening to podcasts? that would be pretty dang weird right there.

Also what you're playing matters. You know. You need something to set the mood. Soul music? Get out of here. We fuckin to the Sonic the hedgehog OST

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sonic the hedgehog OST

The Genesis game, the Game Gear game, the 1999 OVA, the 2006 game, or the 2020 film???

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

all of the above simultaneously

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We fuckin to the Sonic the hedgehog OST

Sonic boom Sonic Booooooom SONIC BOOOOOOOOM

https://youtu.be/npe9LtoBxLM

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I agree. I typically put my saxophone down first.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

where did my volcel police go troll

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The only acceptable song is "Who Let the Dogs Out"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

This is the right answer.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ive always found I'm uncomfortable listenening to music I like around other people and I fear that I'd feel cringe if any music was played during sex. We usually have some sort of background noise in the form of like a TV or something but not music

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

It's pretty common

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

it depends on the instrument

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Not if the music is Yakety Sax

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Fuck no. Combichrist was made for fuckin'.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Yes, because I was very careful about what songs to put on the playlist.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Music sets a mood and beat. Half of all music if not more makes sex amazing, whether you're having a really loving and intimate moment, sport fucking, or working out some really unhealthy emotions (and everything in between)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

once they get situated, I think it's only fair for the dragon twins theme from RCR to start playing while I make my choreographed entrance.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Hey hey with the Monkees

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I will edit this reply after I have played music during sex. No investigation, no right to speak.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Last Dance by Rhye if I ever did.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Not by itself but depending on what's going on, lyrics have the potential to make it weird

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

For myself I'd rather not have the distraction of music. I focus on my partner. But to each their own. If your partner likes it and you like it then whatever.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Like 75 percent of people my age lost their virginity while Portishead was playing

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Mood setting music is great but usually not with lyrics. Music should be like a candle and rose petals, something to highlight the experience of being with another.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Depends on what you play but mostly yes. My lady refuses to get it on with me while I am playing the bag pipes. I tried to get a harmonica going and she got upset but maybe if I used a neck rack? My brother said he got head while playing guitar once.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

yes

Death to America

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I once had sex with Toru Okada playing in the background. Honestly it was a horrible experience. Maybe other music is fine, but skramz doesn't really lend itself to lovemaking.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I've had sex during a concert, does that count?

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