I deeply regret to inform you that I no longer want to “eat your booty like groceries”
this post was submitted on 26 Nov 2023
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The dayman definitely still eats booty like groceries over here. But we won't need the goat.
Fighter of the Nightman!
Sry but you're too late, I already paid a visit to Post Nut Clarity bank
Sometimes I wish I could enjoy this type of nut up front...
~~Post~~Pre Nut Clarity
The best the a wise and modern man can hope for is "don't put your dick into crazy" but sometimes even that's hard to resist 😇
This is just a standard meme, not a microblog meme
Thank you! I thought I was having a stroke or my app was out of sync or something. This is like the 3rd post in a row on my feed with a post that doesn't match the community.
Looks like the twitter text formatting to me
Image Transcription: Meme
When you text someone at night on some freaky mood and they respond well into the morning trying to continue
[An image of a girl laying down, on a couch, with one of her arms positioned behind her head. The text "The sun is out, I'm pure again" overlays the image.]
Hitting a little too close to home. How much do you know?
You keep leaving me drunk messages.
So you're the one trying to follow up in the morning