Sir, you are 52 years old 
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Mentally he's a twelve year old nazi sympathizer incel with a god complex that has too much money.
Watashi Wa xXxDaRk_nItExXx on these forums, you wish to duel me?
It would explain the x names for his kids
He peaked in the 90s, like most of the techbro ruling class, so he never wants to leave.
Does he look like Ben Shapiro to anyone else or am I losing it?
I've seen people say it's a young Ben Shapiro too
i thought this is shapiro
My favorite part is the mismatched shoes.
I once read this statistic how over the entire 17th century, at least 40,000 french noblemen killed each other in pointless duels.
Can we bring that back please?
Give them all swords and gossip about what the others say behind their backs.
how is this guy suck a fucking loser
It really is incredible.
When a billionaire apartheid prince is trying to "ironically" joke about killing people while already being indirectly responsible for the deaths of a lot of people. 
Meritocracy! 🥁✨
The Aristocrats, but it's just these freaks
Elon listening to Many Men as he secludes himself in his penthouse after his net worth goes down by ten dollars
Didn't this guy chicken out of fight with a nerd? Real scared.
Source: Am a nerd, but not that nerd.
The Zucc would have fucking demolished him. 
i hate them both but zucc would have permanently injured him. would have hit him in his head and he'd be punch drunk the rest of his life.
Please leave your bodyguards behind then coward
Holy shit, can you link to the picture tweet as well, or the bitter mirror? I need to see this but I’m sure as shit not making a Xitter account.
we're gonna need a bigger gulag
just like me fr
While you were doing drugs, I studied the blade
While you were engaged in premarital sex, I practiced the blade.
While you spent months at the gym for the sake of vanity, I used the blade
And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at your door, you’re all unprepared. Except for me. For I studied the blade.
Gonna bring back neckbeard memes specifically for Elon musk
"Are we the baddies?"
Someone needs to shut the cuck up!
Fucking hell im glad i went through my cringe years during shitty low bandwidth dialup internet and phone cameras that looked vaguely like actual pictures.
My eyes have just completed a thousand revolutions and have detached from their sockets
At the same time he went after the guy tracking his private jet flights on twitter.
Stiff stance stevey