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I have an archaeology joke but it's probably just a ritual. (mander.xyz)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have a programming joke but the compiler ignored it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Or "but it does not compile"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have a chemistry joke, and it’s a gas.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I used to have chemistry jokes, but they're all rather basic.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Tell them anyway! You may get a reaction.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Idk, some are rather polarizing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I remembered this XKCD from the image: https://xkcd.com/1683/

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I have a programming joke but I don't know if it ends.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I have an astronomy joke. It's out of this world.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I have a sex joke, but I don’t get it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I have a physics joke, but it only works in a vacuum

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I know a joke about UDP, but you might not get it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I have a MAGA joke, but it just isn't right

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I have a programming joke that's almost finished, I just need some pointers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I have a rocket science joke, but it's pretty complicated.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I have a recursion joke but y'all already made it

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I am having a sneaking suspicion that you are getting your memes from Reddit. And don't get me wrong, I really appreciate that you are adding a lot of content here, but I'd say it's bad practice to increase the Threadiverse's reliance on corporate social media, partly because it drowns out original content which still can't nearly compete, and partly because it increases traffic over there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I get them from a lot of places, not just Reddit. Not doing this forever; I'm just trying to start a match. ;) Sal put me as a mod, so I am just stirring the pot!