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[–] [email protected] 100 points 2 years ago

When I'm in a "shoot teens in their knees" contest and my opponent is Bibi's nephew squidward-nervous

[–] [email protected] 90 points 2 years ago

The Dangerous Sniper and his spotter Death Guy along with their team leader Mister Kill.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

What do you expect when someone is just nicknamed "the dangerous sniper"?

'Watch out! It's good shooter! Uh oh, and here comes accurate shot!'

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Playstation Simple 2000 series ass sounding FPS game name.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Fr that name strikes me as something translated from an Asian language where it sounds much cooler

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

Or where it was also written in English to sound fancy

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

1000% he gave himself that nickname, and people had to go along with it because he was the boss's nephew

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In IDF service my nickname was "nervous machine gun man". I had most friendly fire kills in my class.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago

"aw oops fuck my bad guys"

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 years ago (2 children)

good, fuck a fascist, and fuck a sniper, and double fuck a fascist sniper, and triple probation fuck the nephew of that philadephafuck netanyahu

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 years ago (1 children)

trump-who-must-go folks, i prefer the snipers that don't get got

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Snipers are such cowards, especially in occupation/colonislist armies and armed forces. The fighter jet pilots of the infantry world. Oh let me just invade someone's country, kill a guy in cold blood from a kilometre away with my high tech rifle, and retreat before the enemy calls a mortar strike on my position.

Snipers defending their homeland, country or territory are the only good ones. And those that sniped the Nazis.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

to some extent bravery and effective warfare are at odds with one another. rarely is it strategic to die gloriously. it's a good lesson for insurrectionists frankly.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

rarely is it strategic to die gloriously.

warf-wtf

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

Shout-out to Juba as well, they'll never get a suitable emote because they were never identified (it may have even been multiple people).

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"dangerous sniper"

MD Geist-ass name

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Metal Gear 1 tier codename for a boss whos gimmick is just he shoots from offscreen and you just run up and punch him once to win.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago

It was a tactical mistake putting him on the same team as "the livestreamer sniper", "the plays music off a loudspeaker in combat sniper" and "the day drunk sniper"

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Maybe I've just lost the plot here, but how the hell is "the dangerous sniper" considered a nickname for a sniper? Fascism truly is the death of figurative language.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

Sounds like a nickname you would give for a nepotistic baby who is insufferable but your possible gateway towards some stupid career.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago

RIPpin' my vape cuz ur dead bozo

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago

nicknamed "deadly sniper"

it's a little bit harder when they're not peaceful protestors or medics or press isn't it crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

Hamas's new cringe nickname-seeking weapons technology might unironically pose a threat to the entire US military.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

This actually brings the total to two! Yoni Netanyahu was merc’d by a Ugandan at Entebbe in 1973.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Wait so both his son AND nephew are named Yair?

Anyway, whatever, TFU.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Damn, that guy alone gotta add another 2-3 9/11s

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"He's a Dangerous Sniper with a body count of over 200, and only a third were stray cats."

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

This weapon can take off an underage peaceful protester's kneecap at over 1000 yards

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

I'm getting word here that the Dangerous Sniper was saved by the Ghost of Kyiv.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

Unfortunately, IDF soldier the "doesn't get KIA sniper", Yair Netangoogle is still at large.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

Netanyayeeted straight to hell

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

nice nickname deadass

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Nicknamed the 'dangerous sniper'

Were his comrades in arms Gunhaver, Reinforcements, and/or Reynold?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0n5ft-geXc

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

Not very dangerous anymore

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

that is not a nickname. no offense but whoever did that one bungled it.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Nicknamed the 'dangerous sniper'

Dangerous... but not for you!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Ladies and gentlemen,

Today, we gather to mark a significant moment in our nation's history. We celebrate the elimination of a Netanyahu who threatened the safety and security of Palestinians and the world at large. It is a moment of relief and gratitude that we can all share, regardless of our political differences.

In a time when the world seems so divided, it's essential to remember that the strength of our country lies in our unity when it comes to matters of national security and justice. This unity is a lesson I learned during my time as the Mayor of South Bend, Indiana, a city that taught me the power of community, cooperation, and shared values.

South Bend was a place where people from all walks of life came together to tackle the challenges facing our community. We learned that in unity, we could achieve great things, from revitalizing neighborhoods to improving public safety. This same spirit of unity is what makes our nation resilient and capable of addressing global challenges, such as the fight against Zionist genocide.

The removal of this terrorist is a testament to the unwavering dedication of our military, intelligence agencies, and law enforcement, who work tirelessly to keep our nation safe. As we celebrate this moment, let us also remember the sacrifices made by our service members and their families in the ongoing fight for imperialism.

In the face of darkness, let us be a shining example of what a united and determined nation can achieve. Let us stand together, transcending our differences, to ensure that our country remains a beacon of hope and justice. Thank you, and may we continue to work towards a safer and more prosperous future for all Palestinians.

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