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This is the best bit account that's not a bit on Twitter.
That's the DC subway. Say hello to the next generation's ruling class.
My money says we're looking at the Unnamed GOP Staffers Complaining that They Can't Get Dates in DC in a Slate/Atlantic Human Interest Piece Class of 2033.
Unnamed GOP Staffers Complaining that They Can't Get Dates in DC in a Slate/Atlantic Human Interest Piece Class of 2033.
If the government as we know it stays around that long, they'll have alternatives. 
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Instead of "resurfaced picture of senator in blackface" it's going to be "resurfaced clip of senator saying racial slurs in Xbox voice chat".
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What am I looking at? Are those sixth graders?
the kenosha murderer
this looks like every group of white teenagers but in their dad's suits
although these are literal actual children so lets maybe tone in some of the commentry here
I know these are just kids but if my kids were doing this I'd be correctly investigated for abuse
their dads are way fatter than that, the awful fit is because their suburban moms are convinced they're not done growing yet and tailoring is for ... theater kids
I am stauchly against bullying in schools except for these kids specifically.
These kids need to be indoctrinated into communism forcibly otherwise im just going to vote to put them in a woodchipper`
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I doubt any of these groups struggle with comprehending a level of zero.
Considering that the scientist that originally coined the concept of "alpha male" later regretted it and said the data was flawed because it was describing socially damaged wolves in brutal captivity and not a functioning wolf pack in the wild, them calling themselves "alpha" is like saying "is fine with their privileged place in a socially damaged and fucked up environment."
Clown kings are still clowns. 
I mean, the picture shows what happens when you tell alienated permanently online boys they'll get status and a tradwife when they dress as if they're invited to Ben Shapiro's Bar Mitzvah and take standing lessons based on neon green lines drawn on celebrity photos, so the socially damaged captive wolves analogy is not that far off.
You're right. 
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A privilege of Vincent Adultmans.
They have Young Tory energy which is certainly not a cool/good thing
The joke writes itself.
Even by their own "alpha chad" standards these guys are complete "betas" (they don't have strong jawlines, look shorter than 6ft, and don't seem very built/muscular/lean). How tf did they think this was a win?
How tf did they think this was a win?
The clumsily-worn suits and the inherited importance.
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No way "GOP Josh" isn't a bit account.
But either way I really hate the "blue suit red tie" thing. Like I get why it's the USA's political uniform but I wish we had something cool like a mao suit 
nah, it's not a bit account. white boys from wealthy families are just sincerely like this.
okay well gulags may need to bring back hard labor
its for their own good
He looks so disgusting
This is how the three-piece business suit dies.
This is how the three-piece business suit dies.
This is how the three-piece business suit dies.
Not with a bang, but with a bunch of wieners.
I'd normally make an edgy joke about how those wieners won't bang, but there's workarounds for the failsons of the political and economic ruling class.
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And here I thought that I looked awkward in a suit.
And yet, I bet I could hold all five of them in a headlock at once and introduce them to the 5:09 northbound
Somebody get the lockers ready, I'm shoving each and every one of these children in them.
Does anyone know what causes the cheeks of the one in the grey suit to be flushed like that? When i was a kid i knew a couple guys who always had flushed cheeks same way but never noticed it on any adult. Is it something that is outgrown?
it's just rosacea, a lot of people have it.
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