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That's the DC subway. Say hello to the next generation's ruling class.
My money says we're looking at the Unnamed GOP Staffers Complaining that They Can't Get Dates in DC in a Slate/Atlantic Human Interest Piece Class of 2033.
If the government as we know it stays around that long, they'll have alternatives.
You're in a dark frame of mind tonight
It's hard to imagine a 2033 where the status quo is recognizable enough that isn't dark.
Instead of "resurfaced picture of senator in blackface" it's going to be "resurfaced clip of senator saying racial slurs in Xbox voice chat".
The first gamer-american president 🫨
Can't have a sex scandal if you've never had sex.
You know, xbox live released almost twenty years ago now. Political candidates' heated gamer moments coming back to haunt them is probably imminent
Nah, unless these dorks are connected, the best they're gonna get is moving up to a higher class of flunky for whatever representative or senator they get stuck under
It's weird how I always recognize it right away even though I've never even been to DC. I think it's because the architecture is very memorable (and that particular platform/station?) has been used in movies enough times that on a subconscious level it has been in my mind from when I was a boy.