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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago (3 children)

ain't no way this wasn't originally about applying thermal paste to a cpu

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

there's only one correct way to do that? if you're putting any more than a pea you're putting too much.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Not really, but a pea size is good, so is a line. Doesn't matter

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm lawful good for thermal paste. You gotta use the whole tube.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

It starts like Lawful Evil, and with a straightedge you get to Lawful Good

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Pea sized dot in the middle, drink the rest

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lawful good is an absolute nightmare, that's way too much. I personal stick to the chaotic column

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)

what if it's a glue stick 🤔

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I haven't used a glue stick since grade school.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

well if you're gluing two sheets of paper together... I haven't done that since grade school either I don't think

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Chaotic Good or Lawful Evil, depending on how it is employed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lawful evil with a glue stick is heresy. The edges will fold up

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

same with liquid glue tbh. no way it spreads out thaaaaat far

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Glue stick is acceptable but I haven't used one in years. I still went with chaotic neutral when I used a glue stick though

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Chaotic Neutral. Chaos stays winning! party-sicko

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

strikes the best balance between actually sticking it down and not using absurd amounts of glue

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

lawful good is the most fucking evil thing ever

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lawful good scares me. Im guessing that this is for glue sticks because sticking that much elmurs glue on something would destroy it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Even with glue sticks the paper’s gonna be so fuckin bumpy once the glue dries lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

This has unlocked memories of middle school I thought I repressed.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Neutral Evil is using a paint brush to apply glue.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

No matter which way I do it, I'm never satisfied with the results

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Every time I've seen a professional glue something, it's been box+X or box+stripes. Which was mostly before the invention of spray glue, because obviously that's the better answer.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Chaotic evil. just go where your hands lead you, then apply glue to the bits aren't holding.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Depends on how I'm feeling tbh.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Depends on what I'm gluing. I treat wood different than plastic, different than paper, etc..

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

how do you put glue on paper?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

True Neutral to Chaotic Neutral, though Lawful Good is nice on some rare cuts. But also, you don't want to see my homemade banjo.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Lawful Neutral on wood, Chaotic Evil on everything else.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Where does making a N or Z fall in the alignment chart?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Probably chaotic neutral? Z + N together make the cross in a box, so halving that is in the same ballpark.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

But when it's halvsies does that make you truly chaotic neutral?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I can't remember ever using glue on paper

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I did it a lot in grade school but I'm old, so I don't know if its common anymore

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Neutral Evil but instead of individual lines it snakes back and forth down the page so it's just one long winding line

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I'm either chaotic evil or lawful neutral

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I don't use glue that often, but I'd say for mayo on a sandwich it's most like Lawful Neutral.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

ahhhhhhhhhhh where do i fit???

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Chaotic evil. Mostly as I haven't glued paper since I was a dumbass child.