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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

Have an audience to sell to advertisers

make using your shit as inconvenient as possible to the audience

scare off the advertisers

charge the audience

yep, its neural link brain time

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

The x social media platform hosted at www.twitter.com

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

The unpronounceable glyph, 𝕏, representing the social media site formerly known as Twitter.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Counterpoint: do call it x. Calling it by the new brand will kill it faster than calling it the name with brand recognition.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why does he look so bad these days? Is he an alcoholic now or something?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

He's 52 and he's obviously had a heap of cosmetic surgery to look young.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Circling the drain. Reminds me of that Simpsons ep when Bart called Australia to check which way water drains.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Contrary opinion here, I'd support this. Would get rid of majority of bots. Probably most idiots too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I support it because it will be the final nail in twitters coffin