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On July 29, 2019, Madoff asked Donald Trump for a reduced sentence or pardon, to which the White House and Donald Trump made no comment.
"Made off? Like a bandit? Good for him. Glad he didn't need my help."
Madoff is a Whopper fan and we all know Donnie loves the Mac.
Ah.
He did pardon him, just didn't tell anyone
Swamp has been drained
Trump runs free world
Back to the White House
Back to the source
Simulation reset
Button under desk
Madoff is Morpheus
Kerry is Agent Smith
Trust the plan
Only Trump is allowed to fleece Florida retirees.
Got distracted by the shiny clip on the pen while he was writing the pardon and never finished.
Ahem...
I think you meant to say Our Big Wet Boy was distracted by HIS OWN FANTASTIC, STRONG AND POWER SIGNATURE IN GOLD ON HIS PEN.
I heard that pen can change the paths of hurricanes.
"Look..." takes out a pen and he uses his sharpie to draw a bit on the map "See? The hurricane was going to hit Florida and now it's not. I fixed it. I fixed it. DeSantis should thank me but he won't."
He misread it as 
"Folks, we got 'em! The anti-american far-leftist antifa socialist 
is in jail. I'm told the cops, very brave, very professional, but 
didn't take him in. He even asked for a pardon! And I said no."
This one is easy, he either stole from trump or stole from trump’s friends
Well it's certainly not that he didn't bribe Trump enough.