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[–] [email protected] 82 points 2 years ago (9 children)

Gen-X here. I would like to know who in our generation decided to let their kids (Gen-Z) raid their closet. Yesterday alone I saw multiple teen girls wearing 90's era mommy pants and two, TWO, girls wearing MC Hammer parachute pants!!!! Neither of these was ever cool!

Millennials. If our kids give you grief, just remember that they thought it was a good idea to bring back parachute pants.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Can grunge be stylish again? At least it was comfortable.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just be a lesbian, you can grunge all you like and it never goes out of style.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, but I just like cock too much.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Transbians have entered the chat

(I'm just shitposting, fuck who you wanna fuck, in case it needs to be said)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

The whole athleisure thing of the last 10-15 years has been great for dressing comfortably everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Grunge was never stylish. That was the point.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (7 children)

I just want Jnco’s that aren’t $300.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

The last pics or videos I saw of everything "cool" (VIPs, gen Z stuff like interviews, festival pics,...) felt like old 90 stuff. I really thought they were old but no, it was stuff from about 1-2 weeks ago. Why is stuff like hair styles and make up also the same as it was years ago?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I kinda miss the bell bottom revival of the early 2000's. Not the late 90's "equilateral triangle from the knees down" look our big sisters did; I always liked the "just enough bell bottom that the tip of her shoes poke out." I always thought that was a cute look.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I literally saw a 12 year old the other day wearing a "Boyz in tha Hood" shirt, like, do you even know what movies are?

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I keep having to explain to my 9-year-old that I'm not a boomer 🤔

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I just said this in another thread- my 13-year-old thinks every discovery she makes about the 80s or 90s is something I didn't know about.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Did you know phones used to be in the walls and they were the internet?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That was the 30s, not the 90s.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yo, they had internet in the 30s?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes, but the robots took it away before moving to Pluto.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Joke’s on them, I don’t care what teens think is cool.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

I care

If teenagers think I'm uncool, I'm probably doing something right

Teenagers are lame af

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That sounds pretty coool to me...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

He cracked the code!

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why would I care what teenagers think?

Haha losers I can get into a bar. Go drink your warm keystone while hiding from your parents. Make sure you make curfew.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (4 children)

This is the true take lol

Frankly, being seen as uncool by teenagers is a good thing. Modern teenagers think people like Logan Paul are cool (not that we were any better when we were teens, but that just furthers my point)

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Did we ever want to be cool to teenagers?

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

gen z here. I genuinely think most millennials are cool asf. y'all took the brunt of the hate from older generations for us. I just hope we can pay it back somehow in the long run

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

While I appreciate the sentiment, I honestly think us Millennials just did our time in the barrel and now it's your turn. My evidence: I use Firefox, by default it congregates a bunch of "news" articles from around the web (via Pocket, I think. Whatever the fuck Pocket is) and here's a headline from Elle I'm looking at on my other monitor as I type: "Is Gen Z Killing Vintage Fashion?" You are The Demographic now, so there's going to be about 15 years of exactly that bullshit to roll your eyes at.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm so glad I'm not being blamed for the decline of a shitty industry no one else took part in either, otherwise it wouldn't have failed.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Yeah, now it's more like "are gen Z killing X industry?"

me: "God I fucking hope we are"

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

I'll help zoomers all I can to have a better future politically

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

From everything I've seen, you will. Just keep working for what's right and good.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My neighbor's 13 year old thinks I'm cool as shit because i make them loads of baked goodies. Cakes, cookies, granola, cupcakes, or whatever I'm baking for my weekly challenges.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Ummm that sounds like you are cool as shit.

Won't you be my neighbor?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Of the list of things I'm struggling with as I'm getting older, this is pretty fuckin low on the list.

Like, I understand the adults in my life as a teenager and why they didn't really give a shit about what I thought about certain things. I was young and stupid and didn't know shit about shit.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

The teens are correct, I am not cool. To quote Abe Simpson, "I used to be with It, but then they changed what It was. Now what I'm with isn't It, and what is It is weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you."

Now I think I'm slightly younger than Abe was in that scene, but I'm not yet at a place where teenagers are "weird and scary" to me. Juvenoia hasn't set in yet. I'm definitely out of touch, like I don't know what bands the kids are listening to these days, slang is starting to leave me behind. But I think I feel okay with the kids these days growing up in their own decade, which a lot of adults seem to struggle with. I'm going to try to hang onto that.

As for their opinion of me? Yeah sure. I'm a 36 year old homeowner that spent my free time last week cutting back my azaleas and canning a year's supply of homemade jelly. I have a shelf where I keep my carpet cleaning supplies. Any teenager who thinks I'm not cool is pretty much correct. And I'm fine with that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Just remind yourself that teens bet other teens to do really really stupid and often inane/dangerous things. We were all there. (And sure, not all teens) but a lot have need to be still watched by an adult so they don’t kill themselvs attempting what most adults do. Getting to the point, it isn’t worth any self esteem damage if they call you basic.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Get off of my generation X lawn.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Gen X has to come up with something other than lawn care. Lawns are for boomers.

Gen X is too cool/apathetic to care about lawns. The issue is that Gen X isn't really trying to gatekeep anything.

If I had to tell the boomers or millennials or gen z to "stay off my bandwidth" I'd probably be more like "ok, suit your self, I have no shits to give".

While there are plenty of issues where I'd support the younger generations against the older, being cool isn't one. None of them have any idea, and neither did we.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Gen X has to come up with something other than lawn care. Lawns are for boomers.

How about: "step aside, I can't see the TV."

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Despite having been one less than a decade ago, I definitely refuse to keep up with the trends as I feel most of them are either dangerous (tide pod challenge), illegal (property damage in your school bathrooms), absolutely tone-deaf (all those people pretending to have xyz disorder because it's quirky), or just flat out dumb (think fortnite and such if that's still even a thing and the slang as well). The slang they use feels like a foreign language and I refuse to learn it just like I did with a lot of slang from my time.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I like to wonder about how many peers I've survived longer than. Like, if we started with 72 Million in the USA, what is my current ranking? I'm shooting for top 90%, but I'm sure there is still a long ways to go. I know I'm probably losing in other score metrics like wealth or contribution to humanity, but I figure there is always time if I don't smoke or drive home drunk.

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