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This story seems to have faded in the wake of events ad nauseam. We are all aware of Senor Luigi. However, most folks can’t recall the full name of the guy that allegedly Luigi gunned down. Mission accomplished.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Brian Thompson obviously killed himself.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 hours ago

Release the Thompson files!

And by that I mean: Promise to release the files for years and then decide no one should be prosecuted and say "why is everyone still talking about that guy?"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

The guy that was gunned down by someone was Evil Healthcare Prick.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

It is impressive how scared the wealthy elite are of this man and what he did.

He must be aquitted so they finally understand they're not untouchable. Someone might kill them for the shit they pull.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Brian Thompson had a copy of the Epstein files, and somehow those make people die by suicide.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

close the UHC/ uhg was under investigation for insider trading, witty and hemsely both did not even bat an eye when he died.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

Look at the security cam footage it's clearly a different person

[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 hours ago (5 children)

Dude, Luigi and I were playing twisted metal black that afternoon.

[–] Magnum 2 points 1 hour ago

I can confirm, I am twisted metal

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 hours ago

Nah, man. Luigi was playing Minecraft with me.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 23 hours ago (10 children)

Still the only one in the US with balls it seems.
The rest is still busy with interpretative dance, making placards to carry around while having a stroll and determined to vote harder next time.

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[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

That's the guy responsible for fixing most of the bugs in civ VI. And there is evidence he did that.

He's also been baselessly accused of shooting some twat. So the federal prosecution is waiting for people to forget about him so they can drag him through a kangaroo court and murder him for political reasons.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 hours ago

We need more people like Luigi. I mean both people who can fix bugs in Civ VII and people who can fix bugs in american healthcare system.

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