Why do the Irish only use 239 beanis for soups?
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If they used one more, it would be two-fahrty.
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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
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Why do the Irish only use 239 beanis for soups?
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If they used one more, it would be two-fahrty.
GOOD post
I have a really good geography joke. It goes....uh...(wait hold on)...nevermind. I guess you just had to be there.
It's ok i can wait
Why are colleges so woke?
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Because you have to progress by getting good Marx on your assignments.
shrek yeah
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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BECAUSE IT WAS FUCKING DEAD
DEAD TIRED OF LIVING LIFE STRAIT-LACED
Why did the owl cross the road?
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To piss and shid and fard
Two bokhers were going along a road in a cart, when they see a downed tree in the road. They stop the cart and start debating what to do. After a while, a cart carrying two peasants comes up behind them. The two peasants hop down, lift up the tree and drag it out of the way, hop back on and go on their way. The two bokhers look at each other, shrug and say "Ah, with brute force?"
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I don't get it and wish I did. What's a bokher? Is the joke that I ask what's a bokher and you say bokher deez nuts or something?
a jewish young man, most likely a student of judaism. this is a jewish joke from the pre-ww2 central/eastern european jewish world.
the joke is that it didnt even occur to the two young jews to just lift the tree out of the way, they tried to solve it academically.
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Bokher deez nuts
Thank you for the explanation.