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This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why do the Irish only use 239 beanis for soups?

spoilerIf they used one more, it would be two-fahrty.beanis

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I have a really good geography joke. It goes....uh...(wait hold on)...nevermind. I guess you just had to be there.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

It's ok i can wait walter

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Why are colleges so woke?

SpoilerBecause you have to progress by getting good Marx on your assignments.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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BECAUSE IT WAS FUCKING DEAD

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

chicken-bop DEAD TIRED OF LIVING LIFE STRAIT-LACED

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Why did the owl cross the road?

spoilerTo piss and shid and fard

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Two bokhers were going along a road in a cart, when they see a downed tree in the road. They stop the cart and start debating what to do. After a while, a cart carrying two peasants comes up behind them. The two peasants hop down, lift up the tree and drag it out of the way, hop back on and go on their way. The two bokhers look at each other, shrug and say "Ah, with brute force?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

spoilerI don't get it and wish I did. What's a bokher? Is the joke that I ask what's a bokher and you say bokher deez nuts or something?


[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

a jewish young man, most likely a student of judaism. this is a jewish joke from the pre-ww2 central/eastern european jewish world.

the joke is that it didnt even occur to the two young jews to just lift the tree out of the way, they tried to solve it academically.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

spoilerBokher deez nuts

Thank you for the explanation.