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[–] [email protected] 170 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It doesn't have to be the whole billionaire.

[–] empireOfLove2 38 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Chunks of billionaire approximately 1 inch across are the best for local fauna to digest effectively.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Some would call them "billioun cubes"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Save the heads! We can mount them on pikes as a deterrent.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Maybe build a wall ….

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

Please refrain from throwing trash in the ocean, its bad enough as it is

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

This is the kind of [ Removed by Reddit ] content I'm here for

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Maybe just...

More seriously: nothing, because the Gulf of Mexico has seen more than enough pollution.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Bodies good for feeding the creatures there

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[–] [email protected] 110 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Those that voted for those that voted for it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Nah. I'm pissed at the Trumpets too, but voting ain't worth shit.

Be kind to people, be ruthless to systems.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Social contract. I leave people alone until they mess with me. They messed with me and won't leave me or anyone else alone.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Be ruthless to the architects of oppressive and exploitative systems.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Just in case anybody has doubts, I gave an unserious answer to an unserious question. It was mostly just a turn of phrase.

I believe that violence should basically only be used to stop violence.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Yes, that's why we should stop capitalist violence by tossing them into the sea 🏴🏴🏴

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

That would be a large portion of the country. Last I checked, I don't know of many, if any, politicians who voted "No!" when the time came. So unless I'm mistaken and some did, you'd be polluting the ocean and because the average American is like 300lbs ( source: I made it the fuck up ), we'd just end up damming it up and causing devastation.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 days ago

Every Republican.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

the hardest thing about being a socialist is spelling bourgeois

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Honestly fuck the fr*nch for that one

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

it's always the fr*nch

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Anyone who voted yes on the bill.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They don't have to be corpses.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

But then you'll need to weigh them down. Pre-corpsed Republicans is cheaper than chains and weights, but I have to admit that the other method may be more satisfying.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not if you’re out far enough.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Or concrete boots and a coast with nice tides.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago

Republicans, obviously. Viva Le Gulf Of Mexico.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Bobbin' around like grotesque apples

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

If we can stop things ending up in the Gulf, instead of polluting it -

Stop fertilizer runoff and disappear oil rigs, move all hotels back from the beach by a quarter mile or so.

If that option is unavailable, Ron Desantis, Rick Scott, Ashley Moody and Beth Bondi, Citizens United, and the gerrymandered voting district maps.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago

Capitalists and the rulers who do their bidding

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

We had the Boston Tea Party and they threw all the tea into the harbor.

I think we should name this one the Gulf of Mexico MAGA Party and act accordingly.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

Why would I pollute the guild of Mexico?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

I agree with others stating that the bodies of those supporting it work for me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

McDonalds hamburders

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Gender reveal powder, as is tradition

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Thw white house?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

The government

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I volunteer as tribute. ✌️

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