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[–] [email protected] 121 points 1 week ago (5 children)

It’s what the internet was made for.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (4 children)

grab your dick and double click

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

I'm a practicing gastrointestinal and thoracic surgeon for 20 years and MY dick is a murder weapon

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Meanwhile I've seen videos of a woman somehow taking a dildo in her vagina that should have reached all the way into her chest cavity. I don't know how that works, but it scared me; which meant I had to send it to all my fem friends c:

Edit: they were like, "that's not how vaginas work, what the fuck" and my response was mostly, "I know, that's why I sent it to you lmao"

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Those dildos are usually soft and bendy. not a stake that will force it's way though tissues.

also, Someone show those surgeons those videos.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Vlad the Impaler disliked this

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

Who knows, maybe he would have lost his fortune on the BadDragon website

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (3 children)

from lilyjunex, she says the dildo goes past the cervix into the posterior fornix , it's done with practice and stretching

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cervix? Posterior Fornix? Damn, girl! How many pussies you got!?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

turns out half the people on lemmy are kangaroos

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Can you show me some of those videos? I want to masturbate to them.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Asking for a friend? For research? No?

Ok, go ahead please.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

and as a gay man that’s into fisting i know from personal experience that you can fit an arm up to the shoulder inside your digestive system!

plenty of videos of that online too

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 week ago (6 children)

You can't show us only halve of the conversation. Show us the anime pic they're talking about!

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 week ago (8 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago

Grant awarded. Have your upvotes. I'll switch the image too!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

I was with the first doctor until I looked at how much farther up the end of the line is from her belly button and realized I mistook a set of ribs for underboob. Doc 2 has it right.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago (2 children)

we need the video of the woman with the tape measure saying "this is ok. this is great. This will make me go to the hospital"

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

then stich it with those girls who take a massive bad dragon that's bigger than the penetrated line.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

"This exxotixx realistic griphon penis is over 3 meters long. Lucky for me, the human intestines measure up to over 7 meters, so this should only get me half full!"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Those dildos are soft and compressable

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Investment idea: dildos that work like those prop knives that retract

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I understand biology, but I've also seen a woman shoving a bad dragon tentacle literally 2 feet long all the way inside her pussy and seeing it bluge above her belly button. And the fucking base of the dildo was like 7 inches in diameter.

So I guess nature finds a way...

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have a scar on my stomach that looks like this scale. I don't know when I can unsee this until then I wholeheartedly hate OOP for this image I'll now see in the mirror (⁠ ⁠・ั⁠﹏⁠・ั⁠)

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Can you add marks like these?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (4 children)

What's more dubious is the ability of a penis you penetrate any of the relevant tissues without also suffering injury. Not that it isn't possible, but no way are you going through the diaphragm with human strength, not without also doing serious damage to the penis they're tough, but they aren't jam-through-a-wall-of-muscle tough

Plus, past a fairly reasonable length, there's a small chance it wouldn't be hard enough. It's already soft on the glans, the giving some cushion. Really big cocks can have trouble maintaining a truly hard erection. Not like it's some kind of definite every time thing, but a cock that's maybe 18 inches long, no way is it going to be fully self supporting. Even guys in the ten inch range get a little floppy at times.

So ramming that thing through even the cervix is dubious. Anal isn't even a guarantee that the cock could tear through intestinal walls. That can happen, but it's rare.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

You need one of the new armor-penetrating penises.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Drops this NSFW link by accident haha oops!

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No one ever seems to discuss which hole this is happening in first lol

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would hope it's not the urethra, though at this point it's really much of a muchness.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (5 children)

If it was the anus, it would the hella curvy, and many people actually can pull that off. One side effect may be that going deep with thicker things, you will get megacolon, which in turn can give you the worst kind of constipation for the rest of your life.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The uterus expands to just under the lungs during pregnancy. It should be possible for some madman (and madwoman) to cause the cervix to dilate and just keep on stretching the uterus until it's long enough.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It does so over multiple months. It is very averse to so spontaneously, as every OB/GYN might tell you. Always causes stressful situations in the OR.

(Beside...the cervix is more or less a one way device. That would surely make it rupture. )

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Me: It's a drawing, it doesn't have to conform to reality.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

They should test it out on each other to find out who's right. Loser wins.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Wild that there are so many oversized dicks out there that Dr Chris could make his career from patching ladies back up.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

This is what the internet is for.

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