this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2025
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is without green circle, and zoomed in angle.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What am I suppose to look at on this photo ?!? /s

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Why are you sad?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

Don't call it a blow dryer if it's not supposed to blow me. 🤷‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, look at it. It’s clearly butt-shaped. Some people are just stupid.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Not Safe For WHAT? Don't let me hangin.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Hands. It’s just to the right and kinda defeats the purpose if you ask me. Especially with the other good option removed as well.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

National Secessionist Forces

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's more a nude sausage fryer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Nut Spraying Forbidden

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hm not enough emoji stickers 👎

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Look man, it's wet and there's no paper towels, so...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Right?!? I mean, do they expect you not to wash your dick (wtf, that's disgusting), or put a recently washed wet dick in your pants? (super uncomfortable)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Ever heard the phrase; "Never put your hands somewhere you wouldn't put your dick."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

"regulations are written on blood"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I wouldn't touch door handles with it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But what if you’re uncircumcised?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

10/10, no notes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

so uncuts is fine then, ok

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Some rules are written in blood. This one was written in something else.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

well I think it's saying they don't want Republicans to use it. or maybe Christians. I can't tell the difference at this point.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Nah, nobody should put their cock and balls anywhere near those bacteria flingers.

If I see one of those, I'm drying my hands on my damn pants.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Every sign has a history...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Someone's dick was used as a pattern for that symbol.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Be the reason they had to put up a sign.

Maybe not in this case, though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Don't tell me what I can't do

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Can confirm, walked into a bathroom and witnessed this happening when these were first introduced here ~15 years ago. Nobody believed me but... I know what I saw that day.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Damm has good girth

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

"New kink unlocked "