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[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago

Pretty sure this was tried over a decade ago already. Back then I used to live in Ireland, and Cornetto made the official statement that the block of chocolate at the bottom was the most practical and cost effective solution they found to prevent melting icecream leaking out through the bottom.

[–] hexonxonx 14 points 6 days ago

That's the best part, you monsters.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

So I'm seeing here the only real reason people don't like it is because they can't suck the ice cream out. I don't get it. Why not just fucking eat it and not get it all over yourself?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

This is one of those litmus tests that can be used to instantly tell if a person is a human or a lizard-person.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I like them.

And it's either that or wobbly waffles as soon as the ice melts a bit.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I like them, I'll die on this hill.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think the thing is too sweet. And probably just a trick so you crave another one after you ate it. If they were made of real chocolate or a nice bitter dark chocolate, i'd probably like it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I don't think that even Slannesh themselves would agree with your username. They aren't the indecisive mollusk that Tzeench is, but they seem to question their own place in reality nonetheless.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Don't worry OP you're not alone

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

You're right, many people can be wrong.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Depends, how is your dick?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (2 children)

ok hear me out

WHITE CHOCOLATE

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Yuck. It shouldn't even be called chocolate. How they got permission to call it chocolate is beyond me, but I bet it involved copious bribing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

This is the most bat shit insane take I’ve seen on this website.

Sincerely, White Chocolate Hater

[–] [email protected] 158 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Thats what keeps the melted icecream from dripping out the bottom though..

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago

It was originally an unintended consequence of coating the inside with chocolate to keep the cone from getting soggy. A happy little accident if you will.

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[–] [email protected] 116 points 1 week ago (38 children)
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[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 week ago (10 children)

The chocolate is required, it's 'fired' Into the wafer to coat the entire inside of the cone with a layer of chocolate. This protects the Wafter from absorbing water from the ice team and going soggy. Source: Worked 4+ years in a ice cream factory and was curious myself. Plenty of features of food are often a necessity that is marketed as a feature

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

The world needs more ice cream cone engineers 🫡

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

You can buy plenty of icecream cones without that chocolate in the bottom. I'm sure it makes it easier, but it is definitely not impossible to industrially massproduce icecream cones without them.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago

I thought it was a great addition! I remember when the ice cream dripped savagely through the hole, making a mess of your hand...

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago (8 children)

It also serves as a plug to keep it from dripping melted ice cream.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago

That chocolate at the bottom is so well loved that a company sells cone ends filled with chocolate.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean you're just objectively wrong then 🤷

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You know soemtimes I catch myself typing furiously and after the 3rd sentence I realize that I really don't give a flying fuck about the whole subject.

Just eat a different ice cream instead of "petitioning" Cornetto.

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