Only that guy could make a special forces emblem look like a butt plug.
this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2025
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is it just ppl with brain damage do spray tans
The dude has been doing cocaine for like the last 55 years.
He probably hasn't had a sober day in longer than most of us have been alive, And eventually, whatever dark magics it is that sustains him will fade. And we will never think of or hear about this guy ever again.
And we will never think of or hear about this guy ever again.
Of the first successful 21st century fascist? No way. Give it a few decades and you'll start getting neo-MAGAs.
Time Magazine will make him person of the decade. If he manages to launch nukes, he might get person of the century.
It also makes your hands tiny, and your penis shrivelled and mushroomy
8 years ago, plus minus?
He has been on tv for about 35 years, or more. Google AI is spreading lies about him... Saying his first tv show is "the apprentice." I don't know if this is his first tv appearance, but this is in the 90's.
I thought it was makeup?
It is. He slathers Bronx Colors orange "hydrating concealer" on his face. BHCo6. He does it personally, and regularly has to change shirts because that shit rubs off, how thick he layers it on.
It can be both. Spray tan can wash off unevenly if you bathe, so make up evens out the finish.
Not that I'm assuming he showers that much, but I imagine he at least wipes the grease away from his mouth on occasion.
the burgerking buns are spongelike enough to just soak up any remaining dripping spray tan and create a new flavour in his mouth
Congrats! I fucking gagged.
I wonder if he applies his foundation with his hamberder bun, then eats it?